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Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:02 No.265271

"Anonymoooooous~~~ I'm Huuuuuuungry~~~!"

Right on schedule, Yuyuko drifts into the kitchen.

"Sorry, dinner's not ready yet."

"But I'm hungry noooooow~~~," she whines.

Pouting and puffing out her cheeks, Yuyuko leans on your back while you continue your work.

Honestly, in all the years you've been living together, food is the only thing you've seen her fuss over. Where does all that food go, anyway? And why does a ghost get so hungry?

Your mind wanders.

Well, that's not important. What's important is the satisfied look on Yuyuko's face while she's eating your cooking.

Yuyuko sniffs.

"Oh! That smells goo~~d! What is it?"

"Hmm, wouldn't you like to know?"

In fact, today is a special dish -- a real one-of-a-kind dish that could only be made in Gensokyo.

Today's dish is...

ALLEZ CUISINE!
[COOKING MINIGAME START]

PLEASE INPUT A DISH AND ITS INGREDIENTS
>> __

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:02 No.265275 >> Dick

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:02 No.265276 Egg. anon's only skill.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265277 NO DAN NO

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265279 Eggs.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265280 posting in a dan kim thread

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265289 EGGS!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265290 YES DAN YES And, yes, eggs, of course.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265292 GET OUT DAN

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:04 No.265298 Half Ghost Pudding

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:05 No.265301 Swedish meatballs.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:05 No.265302 YOU BETTER DON'T DO SOMETHING BAD TO YUYU-SAMA FAGGOT

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:05 No.265305 File :1206068734.jpg-(106 KB, 750x600, Eggs and drowning.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:05 No.265309 File :1206068750.jpg-(6 KB, 202x319, OnlySkill.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:06 No.265320 microwave burritos

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265322 Waffles

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265323 Dan's gonna make the eggs we cook turn out to be Mystia's

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265324 Chocolate.

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265330 ... ... RUN, MYSTIA, RUN! AND TAKE YOUR EGGS WITH YOU!!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265332 YOU RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH YOU FUCKING MONSTER.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:08 No.265335 >>265323 NO SHIT SHERLOCK

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. 03/20/08(Thu)23:08 No.265343 oh fuck. here we go again.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:09 No.265346 >>265271 fried semen

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:10 No.265358 Youmu.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:10 No.265362 Meatbread

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:10 No.265363 File :1206069058.png-(25 KB, 150x118, nana_life_thumb.png) >>265332 >YOU FIX EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH fixed

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:11 No.265364 firefly and sparrow

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:11 No.265373 >>265271 Baby pie.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:11 No.265375 nitori

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:12 No.265382 File :1206069141.jpg-(23 KB, 400x300, rabbits.jpg) RABBIT STEW

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:12 No.265388 Sparrow.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:13 No.265393 A knife in the back.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:14 No.265399 File :1206069262.jpg-(308 KB, 500x681, 289c1560b16c92b87abaefc164fb05(...).jpg) Zombie a la creme

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:14 No.265400 Sparrow with a side of eggs.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:15 No.265403 the heaviest lines dan kim uses are always on the chins, which make all the characters he draws look like they have beards.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:15 No.265407 This time, Dan can't touch me. Yuyuko is already dead and I don't care for Youmu.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:15 No.265409 File :1206069338.png-(45 KB, 700x700, yukari_ran.png) "Ran, have you seen Chen anywhere?" "... Wasn't she with you, Yukari-sama?"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:16 No.265413 >>265409 NO

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:16 No.265414 >>265407 >>265409 WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ANONYMOUS?!

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:16 No.265421 >>265409 A C A T I S F I N E T O O .

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:17 No.265422 >>265409 STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:17 No.265423 File :1206069437.png-(18 KB, 300x309, 1198992550846.png) >>265409 FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:17 No.265426 Dan is no longer a mere webcomic artist. He is an agent of despair.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:18 No.265434 File :1206069522.jpg-(359 KB, 700x1006, Bad_End_Page_Sixty_by_Doyora.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265437 >>265409 MOAR, NAO FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265438 >>265409 You- you don't even need to eat! Why must you do this?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265439 File :1206069562.jpg-(191 KB, 700x1008, Bad_End_Page_Sixtyone_by_Doyor(...).jpg) >>265434

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265441 >>265409 holy shit i am laughing so hard right now. Dan Kim you are the best fucking troll to ever grace these boards.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265442 >>265409 Dammit, I'm caught between laughter and tears. A very interesting combination, I might add. But that doesn't make you any less of an evil, evil bastard, that should be updating his comics.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:21 No.265456 >>265409 AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK >>265403 can't unsee

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:22 No.265457 One day, I will meet Dan Kim at a convention. I will smile, ask him to autograph a picture, make small talk, joke about Nana, shake his hand and thank him. Then I detonate my vest.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:22 No.265458 File :1206069731.png-(36 KB, 700x700, cheeeeeen.png) "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:22 No.265464 Dan Kim will meet Xration someday, and they will fall madly in love. Their daughter will make Hitler look like a frolicking schoolboy.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:22 No.265467 >>265458 INCOMING F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:23 No.265468 >>265403 DAN KIM'S ART IS NOW AMAZINGLY MANLY.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:24 No.265474 >>265458 She... She can't hear you anymore, Yukarin...

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265486 >>265458 OH FUCK IT'S NOT OVER YET.

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265488 They're gonna be eating alice.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265490 >>265468 MORE LIKE.. MAN KIM

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265492 This horrible. But if it's so horribe, why do I keep reading it?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265494 File :1206070013.png-(39 KB, 700x700, Delicious.png) "..."

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265498 In b4 "Chen is eating with Yuyuko Mystia's eggs"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265500 Dan, you do realize, of course, you just drew a flat Yukarin TWICE? That simply should not happen.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265501 >>265492 because it's original content.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265502 >>265494 IDK, my BFF Yukarin~

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265503 >>265494 GG /jp/. GG.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265505 >>265494 DELICIOUS CAT MUST EAT

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265507 And then suddenly... Chen just got invited to eat omlette with Anon Yuyu... You wish, haha.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:28 No.265508 OH GOD THE PIE

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:28 No.265510 >>265494 And there it is.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:28 No.265511 >>265494 KILL YOURSELF.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:28 No.265515 >>265494 Is... That a tail?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:29 No.265516 >>265494 WHYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!?!!?!?!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:29 No.265519 When will Dan Kim just do a regular relationship, like Anonymous being drilled by Rinnosuke

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI 03/20/08(Thu)23:29 No.265522 Spring is he- Goddamnit Dan.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:29 No.265523 FOR THIS YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:30 No.265528 File :1206070208.png-(44 KB, 700x700, whatswrong.png) "Oh, it's Yukari. What's up?"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:30 No.265531 Dan, instead of making threads, why not put all this stuff and make sum strips? You know...for update your site with stuff...

Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/20/08(Thu)23:30 No.265533

I remember that when I found T42R, I was ecstatic because it was the first webcomic I could completely relate to. I thought I was the only one whose obsession with Sakura and especially Tomoyo turned into a utterly sick, perverted, twisted and evil thing.

Still doesn't make Dan any less of a bastard, though.

>>265403
Shit. Now Yukari looks like Lincoln to me.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:30 No.265534 Dan, you are a sadistic bastard. Don't change. Ever.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:31 No.265543 What is Dan Kim's obsession with pie? 4chan is cake territory

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:31 No.265547 Dan, no matter how horrible this is, I love your stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:32 No.265553 >>265528 NOW YOU'RE THINKING IN GAPS 1.Open gap 2.Put hand in it 3.Take Chen (Or part of her) 4.???? 5.INVERTED YUYUKO yay

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:32 No.265555 >>265528 Noooooooooo

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:32 No.265560 File :1206070372.png-(27 KB, 400x400, 1193965850487.png) >>265528

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:33 No.265564 >>265543 He was raped by a pie as a child. That's why he's so fucked up.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:33 No.265567 File :1206070405.png-(51 KB, 700x700, whatswrong2.png) "Yukari?"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:34 No.265572 What's Dan's obsession with bad ends involving pies I'm sure pies made out of Touhou girls and children would be fantastically delicious, but spice it up a little. Ran Lasagna sounds amazing.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:34 No.265574 >>265567 Oh you even drew the earring you sadistic bastard.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:34 No.265579 File :1206070497.png-(40 KB, 700x700, whatswrong3.png) "Yukarii~iin~ Yoo hoo~~ Hellooo~~"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:35 No.265581 At least Yuyuko ate well

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:35 No.265582 >>265543 >>265572 Pie mind

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:35 No.265586 ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265589 YUKARI-SAMA!!! DON'T FIGHT WITH YUYU-SAMA! IT'S ALL THAT SADISTIC ANON'S DOING!!! OBLITERATE HIM!!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265590 awesome thread

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265591 File :1206070571.png-(39 KB, 700x700, CHEEEEN.png) "!!!!!!!"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265592 File :1206070572.jpg-(27 KB, 304x372, 1192745670881.jpg) >>265579

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265596 >>265528 oh god is that Chen's ear with the earring in Yuyuko's mouth

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:37 No.265604 RAN GOES BERSERK

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:37 No.265605 >>265543 /jp/ is egg territory.

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:37 No.265606 Bah. Obvious setup was obvious from when Yukari was brought in. Needs more twist. Like Mystia swooping in and ripping yuyuko's head off.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:38 No.265610 Shit, I forgot to set instant harchival Do your shit, /jp/

>>	Ars !y.nDa5/PTM 03/20/08(Thu)23:38 No.265611 FUCK YOU DAN KIM. FUCK YOU.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:38 No.265614 I both hate and love you at the same time Dan you sick twisted freak. I love my Chen but love horrible twisted stories ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265616 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265619 File :1206070750.jpg-(54 KB, 580x350, 1205871135559.jpg) >>265591 Meanwhile, in Hell...

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265621 AND NOW RAN HANGS HERSELF!!

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265623 File :1206070759.jpg-(57 KB, 464x779, 1205987687286.jpg) Does this end with anon getting caved?

>>	RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265624 I just imagined the siren noise from Kill Bill.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265628 File :1206070789.png-(37 KB, 700x700, just.png) "Oh- Welcome back, Yukari-sama! Did you find Chen? .... Yukari-sama?"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:40 No.265634 >>265606 LOL RANDOM

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:40 No.265636 kawaii ^_^

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:41 No.265639 File :1206070862.png-(52 KB, 700x700, as.png) "Y...YUKARI-SAMA! What happened?! Get a hold of yourself!"

>>	Ars !y.nDa5/PTM 03/20/08(Thu)23:41 No.265644 >>265628 ヽ(；´Д｀)ノ

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:41 No.265645 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:42 No.265650 File :1206070920.jpg-(88 KB, 600x600, 1190684429380.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:42 No.265656 >>265628 >just.png >>265639 as.png Well, this isn't obvious at all.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:42 No.265657 File :1206070974.png-(21 KB, 700x700, ranned.png) "Yukari-sama!!"

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:43 No.265658 ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:43 No.265662 ITT /jp/ is a bunch of faggots and not the real men they thought

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:43 No.265669 >>265657 Good Mystia, Looking like a penis there.

>>	Ars !y.nDa5/PTM 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265670 >>265657 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265671 >>265657 OH GOD YES. YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING EVER.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265677 >>265662 /jp/ never thought that

ITS DAN TIME AGAIN ITS DAN TIME AGAIN 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265678

DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265679 >>265628 >>265639 >>265657 RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265681 >>265657 . . .

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265683 haha oh wow

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265684 ITT dan kim talks to himself

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265685 >>265657 you.... you..... you....

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265687 File :1206071134.png-(45 KB, 700x700, gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png)

>>	!Mystia3.V2 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265688 >>265657 YOU FUCKING BASTARD

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265690 Wow. I'm glad I didn't go to sleep earlier.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265692 >>265687 amazing

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265693 >>265687 >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png Oh lawd.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265694 >>265687 God I lol'd

>>	Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265697 >>265687 You bloody magnificant bastard. I take back what I said before.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265699 >>265693 women and children

>>	Gasaraki !lvVZT8EdrM 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265700 File :1206071209.jpg-(44 KB, 300x294, 1183274257402.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265702 >>265687 MYYYYYYYYSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

>>	Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/20/08(Thu)23:47 No.265704 >>265687 >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png Ugh. That pun was worse than the entire thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:48 No.265708 File :1206071305.jpg-(299 KB, 1024x768, 1204129590930.jpg) Bravo, Dan. Well played.

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/20/08(Thu)23:48 No.265710 ....I don't know if I should hate Dan Kim for doing that to Chen...or love him for that last twist.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:49 No.265712 So, how long until wildarmsheero starts making threads on /jp/?

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/20/08(Thu)23:49 No.265713 File :1206071354.jpg-(7 KB, 251x251, 1205187985755s.jpg) I didn't do it

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:49 No.265717 >>265678 Dan is Canadian?

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:49 No.265719 Am i the only one who laughs with Dan's stories? Fuck you /jp/, you're not the man i loved

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265721 this is some boring shit

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265724 >>265712 He only lurks 2ch because he wants to be the Eleven.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265727 >>265719 We lol, then we rage.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265728 >>265719 You're not alone

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265729 File :1206071453.jpg-(537 KB, 1009x1509, miss_yukari_22.jpg) True End.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:51 No.265739 You are truly a king of the craft, Dan. I'd tip my hat but it might fall off and then I'd die.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:52 No.265741 >>265687 >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png HA HA OH WOW

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:52 No.265748 >>265739 y hello thar dan

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/20/08(Thu)23:54 No.265756 Lets see...he's made Alice a baby baker, Yuyuko a cat eater... Next thing you know, he's going to have China eating shaved Cirno ice...

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:54 No.265757 >>265687 >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png I don't get it.

>>	Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/20/08(Thu)23:54 No.265759 >>265724 Not true, you can find a lot of 4chon references in his comic. I doubt he'd post revealing himself, though, he like to pretend he's one step above your average /jp/ level weeaboo.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:55 No.265766 >>265739 There's a difference between laughing at Dan's stuff and sucking his cock.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:55 No.265768 File :1206071729.jpg-(12 KB, 251x189, pie_cat.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:56 No.265774 File :1206071762.jpg-(358 KB, 600x839, 1203428534108.jpg) 1.Go to hell 2.Find Chen 3.Have sweet love with Sikieiki 4.????? 5.REINCARNATION

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:56 No.265777 >>265756 Jesus Christ, if you're trying to make a request, just plain say it.

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI 03/20/08(Thu)23:56 No.265779 >>265756 Don't give him ideas.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:56 No.265780 >>265756 If he touches Cirno I swear to god I will dedicate my life to making him suffer.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:57 No.265782 DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN WILL YOU EVER FUCKING UPDATE? Also I lol'd.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/20/08(Thu)23:57 No.265783 >>265780 DO THIS DAN

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:57 No.265784 File :1206071852.png-(94 KB, 450x450, SeriousChen.png)

>>	Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/20/08(Thu)23:58 No.265790 >>265759 Likes, dammit. I can't type tonight. >>265756 I SURE HOPE HE ISN'T LISTENING TO YOU NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:58 No.265795 >>265777 anon is the master of discretion.

>>	Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:59 No.265800 File :1206071957.jpg-(30 KB, 394x338, Blackbirds.jpg)

>>	Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA 03/20/08(Thu)23:59 No.265802 >>265756 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265805 FUCK YOU, DAN, FUCK YOU. LEAVE TOUHOU ALONE!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265809 >>265783 N-n-n-no - not Cirno ;_;

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265811 Feh. My idea probably is too tame for him anyways. He's going to go an avenue no one will expect, and will likely induce lulz and rage regardless.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265812 File :1206072044.png-(24 KB, 439x484, patchouli.png) Oh, Patchy. Why don't you forget about that Hussy Marisa and give Alice the love she deserves?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265813 >>265780 Next time on Dan Kim Anonymous enjoys tea made with fresh water

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265814 someone, photo chop these together so I can enjoy this again and again.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265816 I LOVE YOU DAN KIM DON'T EVER CHANGE

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:02 No.265821 >>265813 I don't see what you did the- OH, FUCK YOU.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:03 No.265824 >>265812 More?!?

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI 03/21/08(Fri)00:03 No.265825 File :1206072209.jpg-(234 KB, 700x600, 1203796445121.jpg) Fucking Christ. Dan has done it again! Bravo.

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/21/08(Fri)00:03 No.265826 >>265813 Cirno: Letty? Letty? Where'd you go, it's not Spring ye-...hey, is that water? Can I drink some? ....OH FUCK, I'm turning into him! >_<

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:04 No.265829 what he should do is 10 peaceful YKK-style panels with no twist at all, nothing disgusting, because there's zero shock value left in anything that he does at this point

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:04 No.265830 >>265814 Seconded. EASY TO SAVE PNG FORMAT WITH TEXT NEEDED.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:05 No.265832 >>265826 DO IT FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:05 No.265835 File :1206072348.jpg-(21 KB, 421x322, CHEN2.jpg) CHEN IS BACK

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:06 No.265836 >>265826 >>_< kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:06 No.265837 OK, WHO THE FUCK IS DAN?!?!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:06 No.265839 File :1206072412.jpg-(216 KB, 420x2660, chen_eaten.jpg) >>265814 >>265830 This is something I whipped up. Not PNG or full-sized, sorry.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:07 No.265840 >>265837 a faggot

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:07 No.265842 File :1206072435.jpg-(13 KB, 245x209, 1200694207387.jpg) >>265826 >>265756 >>265811 I don't know who you are, but I hate you a lot.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:07 No.265843 >>265837 Clome Mangos

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:08 No.265847 DAMMIT! /JP/, ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS!? STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!

Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:09 No.265853
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Reposting old stories:
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"I sure am stupid."

Alice blew out the candle.

She had never baked a cake before and she had spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard.

But Anonymous never showed up.

He had promised -- he event sent her letter telling her he would come to her birthday party, but he never showed up.

"Stupid!"

Alice hit her herself.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

Alice pushed the cake away. Didn't she go through this every year? Wasn't she used to it?

Alice sighed. She used to be. She used to be accustomed to spending each year alone, pretending with her dolls -- pretending she was happy. She had gotten good at that. But not this year. This year was different.

"Anonymous..."

At that moment, Alice felt something she hadn't felt in a long time. A feeling she thought she had killed within herself when Marisa had coldly rejected her those many years ago -- a strange, warm wetness of her face.

"Anonymous... Anonymous!"

Somewhere in Gensokyo, somewhere in the Magic Forest, Alice Margartroid cried.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:09 No.265855 >>265837 Lurk forever.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:10 No.265857 http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7301/fuckyoudanrp7.jpg Image res is too high for /jp/.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:10 No.265859 >>265836 >_<

>>	Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA 03/21/08(Fri)00:11 No.265867 File :1206072694.jpg-(32 KB, 344x393, 1205871431890.jpg) I'm confused guise. Are we encouraging him to make moar threads or are we just raging?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:12 No.265872 >>265853 DAMMIT STOP!

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/21/08(Fri)00:13 No.265876 >>265867 /jp/ is tsundere for Dan Kim. He has a unique gift of making people laugh while crying bitter tears of rage.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:14 No.265879 >>265872 ROOM CLEANING STOP

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:14 No.265881 FUCK I LOVE IRON CHEF.

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI 03/21/08(Fri)00:15 No.265892 Damnit Dan, come write Bad Ends for the Touhou Visual Novel.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:16 No.265894 >>265867 Actually, I hope he just stops. Constantly posting this stuff would get old in a hurry. However, due to the absolute idiocy of the Touhou fanbase, they'll keep asking for Dan to use the same script and just switch the characters around a bit.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:19 No.265905 Am I supposed to rage or not?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:24 No.265938 >>265905 Well, I won't blame you if you do.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:27 No.265958 >>265905 only if you are a weeaboo fagot who is too attached to fictional characters

Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:27 No.265959
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>>265894
>Actually, I hope he just stops. Constantly posting this stuff would get old in a hurry.

Yeah, you're probably right. I should probably make a real update... preferably sometime before the sun turns into a small, black, fist-sized lump.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:29 No.265973 >>265959 you can start by making that gallery dan, it is the cheapest way to do an update, and we know you are lazy.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:29 No.265980 >>265959 So, never.

>>	Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI 03/21/08(Fri)00:31 No.265991 >>265959 It's spring, Dan! Go outside and seize the day!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:32 No.266005 I salute you Dan Kim. You are a drawfag, and a frikkin' awesome one at that.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:33 No.266009 >>265991 If I see that goddamn spring one more time...

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:34 No.266026 >>265958 99% of /a/,/v/ and /jp/ are like that. Immature fanboys.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:35 No.266041 >>265959 draw some cocktease, dan

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:39 No.266067 >>266041 yes, delicious snax would be most acceptable

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:39 No.266073 >>266041 Why do we want Mystia making fun of us?

Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA 03/21/08(Fri)00:42 No.266095
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>>265959

Dan, great touhou Artwork but what the fuck?

Why haven't you updated your comics? T42R's been nothing but fillers and all the comics are a year behind update. I can understand if you have IRL school or work but stop being fucking lazy.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:42 No.266105 >>266095 I LOVE THAT ACTRESS

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:49 No.266142 I imagine these /jp/ people jumping off a building just because their favourite fictional character got macerated by Dan Kim. Seriously you guys. Grow up.

Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:50 No.266153
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I love you Dan, even if the poster I bought for a pal at CTicon ended up getting crumpled before I could send it because you print them on paper WHY WOULD YOU PRINT A POSTER ON ORDINARY PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:53 No.266175 >>266142 I like how a part of /jp/ gets all fired up, and the other part takes the original part too seriously, sounding all adult like. it's a chain, it goes on and on. Or are you....possibly, joking with me? OH HO! TOUCHE!

>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS 03/21/08(Fri)00:54 No.266181 File :1206075276.jpg-(46 KB, 500x500, 1197919476745.jpg) These stories lack manservice.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:55 No.266183 File :1206075316.jpg-(63 KB, 315x349, whynothoroourselves.jpg) >>266175 Oh ho?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:57 No.266188 File :1206075430.png-(21 KB, 228x251, whoreourselves.png) >>266183 Oh ho!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:59 No.266193 Stop making me hit F5 dammit, I need to work.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:59 No.266194 >>266193 Get back to work Steve, there's nothing important here.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:01 No.266200 >>266194 But I'm David.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:02 No.266204 >>266200 No, you're Bob.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:03 No.266207 >>266026 >>265958 >>266142 same person

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:03 No.266208 >>266200 FUCK YOU FAGGOT I'M DAVID

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:04 No.266213 >>266208 FUCK YOU? OH YEAH, GAYLORD?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:05 No.266214 >>266208 FAGGOT POSER I'M DAVID

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:06 No.266221 >>266214 NO, I'M DAVID

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:08 No.266227 Dan really needs to make a Touhou version of Nana's Everyday Life.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:12 No.266247 >>266208 >>266214 >>266221 FUCK YOU ALL, I'M DAVID YOU SHITSUCKING FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:12 No.266252 no I AM SPARTICUS

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:15 No.266260 >>266227 Fuck you, anon, no he doesn't.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:15 No.266261 File :1206076514.jpg-(57 KB, 282x374, spartacus.jpg) No, I'm David.

>>	Suigintou 03/21/08(Fri)01:17 No.266272 File :1206076635.jpg-(56 KB, 285x217, nana_life_078.jpg) Dan you still here? you have some things to explain...

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:18 No.266284 No I'm Spartacus...I mean, David.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:19 No.266286 Usually, I hate these with a burning passion. But, I like Mystia better, so~

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:20 No.266292 >>266272 NANA IS DEAD. SUCK IT UP, FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:24 No.266314 >>266292 SHADOW THAT APPEARS AS SHE "DIES" IT'S OK IT'S OK

>>	Suigintou 03/21/08(Fri)01:28 No.266336 File :1206077287.jpg-(447 KB, 285x3831, nana_life_077.jpg) >>266292 Then what is this? Doesn't this feel too much like a hidden GOOD end?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:28 No.266339 i have a cucumber in my asshole

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:29 No.266353 >>266336 She's dead Jim.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:30 No.266357 >>266339 Go back to bed Nitori

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:31 No.266363 >>266339 i guess thats why they call this forum 'random' xD

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:32 No.266366 >>266336 i think nana is a pretty cool guy. eh loses limbs and doesnt afraid of anything

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:34 No.266376 >>266336 Dan, here. The shadows are indeed her parents... but they're dead, too. The shadows only appear because she's dying. Think of it as "going towards the light". Also, you are a gigantic faggot for wanting a good end. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:37 No.266388 >>266376 hahaha

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:37 No.266391 Nana is like Alice, they're both doomed to have miserable lives that end with them dying alone and unloved in a gutter somewhere.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:40 No.266404 >>266391 At least Nana finally felt the sweet embrace of death. Alice's unholy youkai life will continue to linger on like a particularly pestulent fart.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:41 No.266410 File :1206078076.jpg-(59 KB, 261x223, marisa snicker.jpg) >Also, you are a gigantic faggot for wanting a good end. Jesus.

>>	Suigintou 03/21/08(Fri)01:44 No.266428 >>266376 oh, come on, now you're just being tsundere, never did I demand a good end, I demanded an explanation...

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:46 No.266434 >>266428 Oh yes you were idort.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:48 No.266442 >>266434 Learn your fucking memes, jesus

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:49 No.266445 >>266434 No Anon, you are the idort.

>>	03/21/08(Fri)02:01 No.266532 OH GOD DAMN IT, I JUST GOT THE 'GENSOKYO IS FULL OF LADIES'. GOD DAMN IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)02:09 No.266598 >>266445 and then anon was a /b/tard

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