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    File :1206068541.png-(34 KB, 525x525, yuyuko.png)
    34 KB Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:02 No.265271  
    "Anonymoooooous~~~ I'm Huuuuuuungry~~~!"

    Right on schedule, Yuyuko drifts into the kitchen.

    "Sorry, dinner's not ready yet."

    "But I'm hungry noooooow~~~," she whines.

    Pouting and puffing out her cheeks, Yuyuko leans on your back while you continue your work.

    Honestly, in all the years you've been living together, food is the only thing you've seen her fuss over. Where does all that food go, anyway? And why does a ghost get so hungry?

    Your mind wanders.

    Well, that's not important. What's important is the satisfied look on Yuyuko's face while she's eating your cooking.

    Yuyuko sniffs.

    "Oh! That smells goo~~d! What is it?"

    "Hmm, wouldn't you like to know?"

    In fact, today is a special dish -- a real one-of-a-kind dish that could only be made in Gensokyo.

    Today's dish is...

    ALLEZ CUISINE!
    [COOKING MINIGAME START]

    PLEASE INPUT A DISH AND ITS INGREDIENTS
    >> __
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:02 No.265275
    >> Dick
    >> Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:02 No.265276
    Egg. anon's only skill.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265277
    NO DAN NO
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265279
    Eggs.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265280
    posting in a dan kim thread
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265289
    EGGS!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265290
    YES DAN YES
    And, yes, eggs, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:03 No.265292
    GET OUT DAN
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:04 No.265298
    Half Ghost Pudding
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:05 No.265301
    Swedish meatballs.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:05 No.265302
    YOU BETTER DON'T DO SOMETHING BAD TO YUYU-SAMA FAGGOT
    >> Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:05 No.265305
         File :1206068734.jpg-(106 KB, 750x600, Eggs and drowning.jpg)
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    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:05 No.265309
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    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:06 No.265320
    microwave burritos
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265322
    Waffles
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265323
    Dan's gonna make the eggs we cook turn out to be Mystia's
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265324
    Chocolate.
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265330
    ...

    ...

    RUN, MYSTIA, RUN! AND TAKE YOUR EGGS WITH YOU!!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:07 No.265332
    YOU RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH YOU FUCKING MONSTER.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:08 No.265335
    >>265323
    NO SHIT SHERLOCK
    >> RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. 03/20/08(Thu)23:08 No.265343
    oh fuck. here we go again.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:09 No.265346
    >>265271
    fried semen
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:10 No.265358
    Youmu.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:10 No.265362
    Meatbread
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:10 No.265363
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    >>265332
    >YOU FIX EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH
    fixed
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:11 No.265364
    firefly and sparrow
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:11 No.265373
    >>265271
    Baby pie.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:11 No.265375
    nitori
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:12 No.265382
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    RABBIT STEW
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:12 No.265388
    Sparrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:13 No.265393
    A knife in the back.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:14 No.265399
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    Zombie a la creme
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:14 No.265400
    Sparrow with a side of eggs.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:15 No.265403
    the heaviest lines dan kim uses are always on the chins, which make all the characters he draws look like they have beards.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:15 No.265407
    This time, Dan can't touch me. Yuyuko is already dead and I don't care for Youmu.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:15 No.265409
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    "Ran, have you seen Chen anywhere?"

    "... Wasn't she with you, Yukari-sama?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:16 No.265413
    >>265409

    NO
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:16 No.265414
    >>265407
    >>265409

    WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ANONYMOUS?!
    >> Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:16 No.265421
    >>265409
    A

    C
    A
    T

    I
    S

    F
    I
    N
    E

    T
    O
    O
    .
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:17 No.265422
    >>265409

    STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:17 No.265423
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    >>265409
    FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:17 No.265426
    Dan is no longer a mere webcomic artist. He is an agent of despair.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:18 No.265434
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    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265437
    >>265409
    MOAR, NAO
    FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265438
    >>265409
    You- you don't even need to eat! Why must you do this?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265439
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    >>265434
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265441
    >>265409

    holy shit i am laughing so hard right now. Dan Kim you are the best fucking troll to ever grace these boards.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:19 No.265442
    >>265409
    Dammit, I'm caught between laughter and tears.
    A very interesting combination, I might add.

    But that doesn't make you any less of an evil, evil bastard, that should be updating his comics.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:21 No.265456
    >>265409

    AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

    >>265403

    can't unsee
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:22 No.265457
    One day, I will meet Dan Kim at a convention. I will smile, ask him to autograph a picture, make small talk, joke about Nana, shake his hand and thank him.

    Then I detonate my vest.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:22 No.265458
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    "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:22 No.265464
    Dan Kim will meet Xration someday, and they will fall madly in love. Their daughter will make Hitler look like a frolicking schoolboy.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:22 No.265467
    >>265458
    INCOMING
    F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:23 No.265468
    >>265403
    DAN KIM'S ART IS NOW AMAZINGLY MANLY.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:24 No.265474
    >>265458

    She... She can't hear you anymore, Yukarin...
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265486
    >>265458

    OH FUCK IT'S NOT OVER YET.
    >> Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265488
    They're gonna be eating alice.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265490
    >>265468
    MORE LIKE.. MAN KIM
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265492
    This horrible. But if it's so horribe, why do I keep reading it?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:26 No.265494
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    "..."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265498
    In b4 "Chen is eating with Yuyuko Mystia's eggs"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265500
    Dan, you do realize, of course, you just drew a flat Yukarin TWICE? That simply should not happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265501
    >>265492
    because it's original content.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265502
    >>265494

    IDK, my BFF Yukarin~
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265503
    >>265494

    GG /jp/.

    GG.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265505
    >>265494
    DELICIOUS CAT
    MUST EAT
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:27 No.265507
    And then suddenly...

    Chen just got invited to eat omlette with Anon Yuyu...

    You wish, haha.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:28 No.265508
    OH GOD THE PIE
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:28 No.265510
    >>265494
    And there it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:28 No.265511
    >>265494
    KILL YOURSELF.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:28 No.265515
    >>265494

    Is... That a tail?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:29 No.265516
    >>265494
    WHYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!?!!?!?!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:29 No.265519
    When will Dan Kim just do a regular relationship, like Anonymous being drilled by Rinnosuke
    >> Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI 03/20/08(Thu)23:29 No.265522
    Spring is he- Goddamnit Dan.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:29 No.265523
    FOR THIS YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:30 No.265528
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    "Oh, it's Yukari. What's up?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:30 No.265531
    Dan, instead of making threads, why not put all this stuff and make sum strips?

    You know...for update your site with stuff...
    >> Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/20/08(Thu)23:30 No.265533
    I remember that when I found T42R, I was ecstatic because it was the first webcomic I could completely relate to. I thought I was the only one whose obsession with Sakura and especially Tomoyo turned into a utterly sick, perverted, twisted and evil thing.

    Still doesn't make Dan any less of a bastard, though.

    >>265403
    Shit. Now Yukari looks like Lincoln to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:30 No.265534
    Dan, you are a sadistic bastard.

    Don't change.

    Ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:31 No.265543
    What is Dan Kim's obsession with pie? 4chan is cake territory
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:31 No.265547
    Dan, no matter how horrible this is, I love your stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:32 No.265553
    >>265528
    NOW YOU'RE THINKING IN GAPS
    1.Open gap
    2.Put hand in it
    3.Take Chen (Or part of her)
    4.????
    5.INVERTED YUYUKO

    yay
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:32 No.265555
    >>265528
    Noooooooooo
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:32 No.265560
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    >>265528
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:33 No.265564
    >>265543

    He was raped by a pie as a child. That's why he's so fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:33 No.265567
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    "Yukari?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:34 No.265572
    What's Dan's obsession with bad ends involving pies
    I'm sure pies made out of Touhou girls and children would be fantastically delicious, but spice it up a little. Ran Lasagna sounds amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:34 No.265574
    >>265567

    Oh you even drew the earring you sadistic bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:34 No.265579
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    "Yukarii~iin~ Yoo hoo~~ Hellooo~~"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:35 No.265581
    At least Yuyuko ate well
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:35 No.265582
    >>265543
    >>265572
    Pie mind
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:35 No.265586
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265589
    YUKARI-SAMA!!! DON'T FIGHT WITH YUYU-SAMA! IT'S ALL THAT SADISTIC ANON'S DOING!!! OBLITERATE HIM!!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265590
    awesome thread
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265591
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    "!!!!!!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265592
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    >>265579
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:36 No.265596
    >>265528

    oh god

    is that Chen's ear with the earring in Yuyuko's mouth
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:37 No.265604
    RAN GOES BERSERK
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:37 No.265605
    >>265543
    /jp/ is egg territory.
    >> Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:37 No.265606
    Bah. Obvious setup was obvious from when Yukari was brought in. Needs more twist.
    Like Mystia swooping in and ripping yuyuko's head off.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:38 No.265610
    Shit, I forgot to set instant h­ar­­chi­val

    Do your shit, /jp/­
    >> Ars !y.nDa5/PTM 03/20/08(Thu)23:38 No.265611
    FUCK YOU DAN KIM.

    FUCK YOU.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:38 No.265614
    I both hate and love you at the same time Dan you sick twisted freak. I love my Chen but love horrible twisted stories ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265616
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265619
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    >>265591
    Meanwhile, in Hell...
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265621
    AND NOW RAN HANGS HERSELF!!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265623
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    Does this end with anon getting caved?
    >> RedXIII !CYb3Xjpkk. 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265624
    I just imagined the siren noise from Kill Bill.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:39 No.265628
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    "Oh- Welcome back, Yukari-sama! Did you find Chen? .... Yukari-sama?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:40 No.265634
    >>265606
    LOL RANDOM
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:40 No.265636
    kawaii ^_^
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:41 No.265639
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    "Y...YUKARI-SAMA! What happened?! Get a hold of yourself!"
    >> Ars !y.nDa5/PTM 03/20/08(Thu)23:41 No.265644
    >>265628
    ヽ(;´Д`)ノ
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:41 No.265645
    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:42 No.265650
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    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:42 No.265656
    >>265628
    >just.png
    >>265639
    as.png
    Well, this isn't obvious at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:42 No.265657
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    "Yukari-sama!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:43 No.265658
    ಠ_ಠ
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:43 No.265662
    ITT /jp/ is a bunch of faggots and not the real men they thought
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:43 No.265669
    >>265657
    Good Mystia, Looking like a penis there.
    >> Ars !y.nDa5/PTM 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265670
    >>265657
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
    >> Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265671
    >>265657
    OH GOD YES. YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING EVER.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265677
    >>265662

    /jp/ never thought that
    >> ITS DAN TIME AGAIN ITS DAN TIME AGAIN 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265678
    DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265679
    >>265628
    >>265639
    >>265657
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:44 No.265681
    >>265657

    . . .
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265683
    haha oh wow
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265684
    ITT dan kim talks to himself
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265685
    >>265657

    you.... you..... you....
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265687
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    >> !Mystia3.V2 03/20/08(Thu)23:45 No.265688
    >>265657
    YOU FUCKING BASTARD
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265690
    Wow. I'm glad I didn't go to sleep earlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265692
    >>265687

    amazing
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265693
    >>265687
    >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png
    Oh lawd.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265694
    >>265687
    God I lol'd
    >> Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265697
    >>265687
    You bloody magnificant bastard. I take back what I said before.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265699
    >>265693

    women and children
    >> Gasaraki !lvVZT8EdrM 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265700
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    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:46 No.265702
    >>265687
    MYYYYYYYYSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
    >> Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/20/08(Thu)23:47 No.265704
    >>265687
    >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png
    Ugh. That pun was worse than the entire thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:48 No.265708
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    Bravo, Dan. Well played.
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/20/08(Thu)23:48 No.265710
    ....I don't know if I should hate Dan Kim for doing that to Chen...or love him for that last twist.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:49 No.265712
    So, how long until wildarmsheero starts making threads on /jp/?
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/20/08(Thu)23:49 No.265713
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    I didn't do it
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:49 No.265717
    >>265678
    Dan is Canadian?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:49 No.265719
    Am i the only one who laughs with Dan's stories?

    Fuck you /jp/, you're not the man i loved
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265721
    this is some boring shit
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265724
    >>265712

    He only lurks 2ch because he wants to be the Eleven.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265727
    >>265719

    We lol, then we rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265728
    >>265719

    You're not alone
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:50 No.265729
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    True End.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:51 No.265739
    You are truly a king of the craft, Dan.

    I'd tip my hat but it might fall off and then I'd die.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:52 No.265741
    >>265687
    >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png

    HA HA OH WOW
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:52 No.265748
    >>265739
    y hello thar dan
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/20/08(Thu)23:54 No.265756
    Lets see...he's made Alice a baby baker, Yuyuko a cat eater...

    Next thing you know, he's going to have China eating shaved Cirno ice...
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:54 No.265757
    >>265687
    >gensokyo_is_full_of_ladies.png

    I don't get it.
    >> Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/20/08(Thu)23:54 No.265759
    >>265724
    Not true, you can find a lot of 4chon references in his comic. I doubt he'd post revealing himself, though, he like to pretend he's one step above your average /jp/ level weeaboo.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:55 No.265766
    >>265739
    There's a difference between laughing at Dan's stuff and sucking his cock.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:55 No.265768
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    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:56 No.265774
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    1.Go to hell
    2.Find Chen
    3.Have sweet love with Sikieiki
    4.?????
    5.REINCARNATION
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:56 No.265777
    >>265756
    Jesus Christ, if you're trying to make a request, just plain say it.
    >> Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI 03/20/08(Thu)23:56 No.265779
    >>265756

    Don't give him ideas.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:56 No.265780
    >>265756
    If he touches Cirno I swear to god I will dedicate my life to making him suffer.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:57 No.265782
    DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN

    WILL YOU EVER FUCKING UPDATE?

    Also I lol'd.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/20/08(Thu)23:57 No.265783
    >>265780
    DO THIS DAN
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:57 No.265784
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    >> Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/20/08(Thu)23:58 No.265790
    >>265759
    Likes, dammit. I can't type tonight.

    >>265756
    I SURE HOPE HE ISN'T LISTENING TO YOU NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:58 No.265795
    >>265777
    anon is the master of discretion.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/08(Thu)23:59 No.265800
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    >> Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA 03/20/08(Thu)23:59 No.265802
    >>265756

    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265805
    FUCK YOU, DAN, FUCK YOU.

    LEAVE TOUHOU ALONE!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265809
    >>265783
    N-n-n-no - not Cirno ;_;
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265811
    Feh. My idea probably is too tame for him anyways. He's going to go an avenue no one will expect, and will likely induce lulz and rage regardless.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265812
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    Oh, Patchy. Why don't you forget about that Hussy Marisa and give Alice the love she deserves?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265813
    >>265780

    Next time on Dan Kim
    Anonymous enjoys tea made with fresh water
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265814
    someone, photo chop these together so I can enjoy this again and again.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:00 No.265816
    I LOVE YOU DAN KIM
    DON'T EVER CHANGE
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:02 No.265821
    >>265813
    I don't see what you did the-

    OH, FUCK YOU.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:03 No.265824
    >>265812
    More?!?
    >> Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI 03/21/08(Fri)00:03 No.265825
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    Fucking Christ. Dan has done it again! Bravo.
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/21/08(Fri)00:03 No.265826
    >>265813

    Cirno: Letty? Letty? Where'd you go, it's not Spring ye-...hey, is that water? Can I drink some?

    ....OH FUCK, I'm turning into him! >_<
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:04 No.265829
    what he should do is 10 peaceful YKK-style panels with no twist at all, nothing disgusting, because there's zero shock value left in anything that he does at this point
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:04 No.265830
    >>265814
    Seconded. EASY TO SAVE PNG FORMAT WITH TEXT NEEDED.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:05 No.265832
    >>265826
    DO IT FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:05 No.265835
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    CHEN IS BACK
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:06 No.265836
    >>265826
    >>_<
    kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:06 No.265837
    OK, WHO THE FUCK IS DAN?!?!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:06 No.265839
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    >>265814
    >>265830
    This is something I whipped up. Not PNG or full-sized, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:07 No.265840
    >>265837

    a faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:07 No.265842
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    >>265826
    >>265756
    >>265811
    I don't know who you are, but I hate you a lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:07 No.265843
    >>265837
    Clome Mangos
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:08 No.265847
    DAMMIT! /JP/, ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS!?

    STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:09 No.265853
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    Reposting old stories:
    ------------------------

    "I sure am stupid."

    Alice blew out the candle.

    She had never baked a cake before and she had spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard.

    But Anonymous never showed up.

    He had promised -- he event sent her letter telling her he would come to her birthday party, but he never showed up.

    "Stupid!"

    Alice hit her herself.

    "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

    Alice pushed the cake away. Didn't she go through this every year? Wasn't she used to it?

    Alice sighed. She used to be. She used to be accustomed to spending each year alone, pretending with her dolls -- pretending she was happy. She had gotten good at that. But not this year. This year was different.

    "Anonymous..."

    At that moment, Alice felt something she hadn't felt in a long time. A feeling she thought she had killed within herself when Marisa had coldly rejected her those many years ago -- a strange, warm wetness of her face.

    "Anonymous... Anonymous!"

    Somewhere in Gensokyo, somewhere in the Magic Forest, Alice Margartroid cried.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:09 No.265855
    >>265837
    Lurk forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:10 No.265857
    http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7301/fuckyoudanrp7.jpg

    Image res is too high for /jp/.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:10 No.265859
    >>265836

    >_<
    >> Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA 03/21/08(Fri)00:11 No.265867
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    I'm confused guise. Are we encouraging him to make moar threads or are we just raging?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:12 No.265872
    >>265853
    DAMMIT

    STOP!
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/21/08(Fri)00:13 No.265876
    >>265867

    /jp/ is tsundere for Dan Kim. He has a unique gift of making people laugh while crying bitter tears of rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:14 No.265879
    >>265872
    ROOM CLEANING STOP
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:14 No.265881
    FUCK I LOVE IRON CHEF.
    >> Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI 03/21/08(Fri)00:15 No.265892
    Damnit Dan, come write Bad Ends for the Touhou Visual Novel.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:16 No.265894
    >>265867
    Actually, I hope he just stops. Constantly posting this stuff would get old in a hurry.

    However, due to the absolute idiocy of the Touhou fanbase, they'll keep asking for Dan to use the same script and just switch the characters around a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:19 No.265905
    Am I supposed to rage or not?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:24 No.265938
    >>265905

    Well, I won't blame you if you do.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:27 No.265958
    >>265905
    only if you are a weeaboo fagot who is too attached to fictional characters
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:27 No.265959
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    >>265894
    >Actually, I hope he just stops. Constantly posting this stuff would get old in a hurry.

    Yeah, you're probably right. I should probably make a real update... preferably sometime before the sun turns into a small, black, fist-sized lump.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:29 No.265973
    >>265959
    you can start by making that gallery dan, it is the cheapest way to do an update, and we know you are lazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:29 No.265980
    >>265959
    So, never.
    >> Lily White !DWdJUrHcKI 03/21/08(Fri)00:31 No.265991
    >>265959

    It's spring, Dan! Go outside and seize the day!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:32 No.266005
    I salute you Dan Kim. You are a drawfag, and a frikkin' awesome one at that.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:33 No.266009
    >>265991

    If I see that goddamn spring one more time...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:34 No.266026
    >>265958
    99% of /a/,/v/ and /jp/ are like that. Immature fanboys.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:35 No.266041
    >>265959
    draw some cocktease, dan
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:39 No.266067
    >>266041
    yes, delicious snax would be most acceptable
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:39 No.266073
    >>266041

    Why do we want Mystia making fun of us?
    >> Friendly Neighborhood TheAsian Guy !IzyqvCHinA 03/21/08(Fri)00:42 No.266095
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    >>265959

    Dan, great touhou Artwork but what the fuck?

    Why haven't you updated your comics? T42R's been nothing but fillers and all the comics are a year behind update. I can understand if you have IRL school or work but stop being fucking lazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:42 No.266105
    >>266095
    I LOVE THAT ACTRESS
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:49 No.266142
    I imagine these /jp/ people jumping off a building just because their favourite fictional character got macerated by Dan Kim.

    Seriously you guys. Grow up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:50 No.266153
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    I love you Dan, even if the poster I bought for a pal at CTicon ended up getting crumpled before I could send it because you print them on paper WHY WOULD YOU PRINT A POSTER ON ORDINARY PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:53 No.266175
    >>266142
    I like how a part of /jp/ gets all fired up, and the other part takes the original part too seriously, sounding all adult like.

    it's a chain, it goes on and on.

    Or are you....possibly, joking with me?

    OH HO! TOUCHE!
    >> Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS 03/21/08(Fri)00:54 No.266181
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    These stories lack manservice.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:55 No.266183
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    >>266175
    Oh ho?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:57 No.266188
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    >>266183
    Oh ho!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:59 No.266193
    Stop making me hit F5 dammit, I need to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)00:59 No.266194
    >>266193
    Get back to work Steve, there's nothing important here.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:01 No.266200
    >>266194
    But I'm David.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:02 No.266204
    >>266200
    No, you're Bob.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:03 No.266207
    >>266026
    >>265958
    >>266142
    same person
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:03 No.266208
    >>266200
    FUCK YOU FAGGOT I'M DAVID
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:04 No.266213
    >>266208
    FUCK YOU? OH YEAH, GAYLORD?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:05 No.266214
    >>266208
    FAGGOT POSER
    I'M DAVID
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:06 No.266221
    >>266214
    NO, I'M DAVID
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:08 No.266227
    Dan really needs to make a Touhou version of Nana's Everyday Life.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:12 No.266247
    >>266208
    >>266214
    >>266221
    FUCK YOU ALL, I'M DAVID YOU SHITSUCKING FAGGOTS
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:12 No.266252
    no I AM SPARTICUS
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:15 No.266260
    >>266227
    Fuck you, anon, no he doesn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:15 No.266261
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    No, I'm David.
    >> Suigintou 03/21/08(Fri)01:17 No.266272
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    Dan you still here?
    you have some things to explain...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:18 No.266284
    No I'm Spartacus...I mean, David.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:19 No.266286
    Usually, I hate these with a burning passion.

    But, I like Mystia better, so~
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:20 No.266292
    >>266272
    NANA IS DEAD. SUCK IT UP, FAGGOT.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:24 No.266314
    >>266292
    SHADOW THAT APPEARS AS SHE "DIES"
    IT'S OK
    IT'S OK
    >> Suigintou 03/21/08(Fri)01:28 No.266336
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    >>266292
    Then what is this?
    Doesn't this feel too much like a hidden GOOD end?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:28 No.266339
    i have a cucumber in my asshole
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:29 No.266353
    >>266336
    She's dead Jim.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:30 No.266357
    >>266339
    Go back to bed Nitori
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:31 No.266363
    >>266339

    i guess thats why they call this forum 'random' xD
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:32 No.266366
    >>266336
    i think nana is a pretty cool guy. eh loses limbs and doesnt afraid of anything
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:34 No.266376
    >>266336
    Dan, here.

    The shadows are indeed her parents... but they're dead, too. The shadows only appear because she's dying. Think of it as "going towards the light".

    Also, you are a gigantic faggot for wanting a good end. Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:37 No.266388
    >>266376

    hahaha
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:37 No.266391
    Nana is like Alice, they're both doomed to have miserable lives that end with them dying alone and unloved in a gutter somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:40 No.266404
    >>266391
    At least Nana finally felt the sweet embrace of death.

    Alice's unholy youkai life will continue to linger on like a particularly pestulent fart.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:41 No.266410
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    >Also, you are a gigantic faggot for wanting a good end. Jesus.
    >> Suigintou 03/21/08(Fri)01:44 No.266428
    >>266376
    oh, come on, now you're just being tsundere, never did I demand a good end, I demanded an explanation...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:46 No.266434
    >>266428
    Oh yes you were idort.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:48 No.266442
    >>266434
    Learn your fucking memes, jesus
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)01:49 No.266445
    >>266434
    No Anon, you are the idort.
    >> ­ 03/21/08(Fri)02:01 No.266532
    OH GOD DAMN IT, I JUST GOT THE 'GENSOKYO IS FULL OF LADIES'.

    GOD DAMN IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/08(Fri)02:09 No.266598
    >>266445
    and then anon was a /b/tard


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