Saint Blossom Starry Leader
DM:
Otaku-sama | Player:
Himehorn Leedah
If
you suddenly became a mahou shoujo, what would be your name?
Saint
Blossom Starry Leader!
Saint
Blossom Starry Leader! ||| Who would be your ¨spirit advisor¨
as a mahou shoujo, and how would it look like?
I
would call it... Risotto... and it would be a cake...
...and
it would be a cake...||| I saw it coming... Who would be your rival?
Hmmm
Masked Chaser Nohorn Z! A mischieveous bandit who wants to turn the
whole world into a snowcone by freezing it and outting it through a
giant space chipper! It's shaped like a penguin.
Masked
Chaser Nohorn Z is finally on your side... Now a greater evil has
come and you have two to fight together to defeat it or perish in the
intent! Who is this new villain?!, and what wants to accomplish?!
...
Demiwitch Kurrigan von Julestampen whose plot is to kill everyone on
the whole planet with lightning and then when the meat has burned off
their bones she's going to raise an army of skeletons and load them
onto starships and go to a new planet and make more skeletons until
she has enough to make an assault on the witch stronghold at the
galactic core!
Saint
Blossom Starry Leader, what powers do you have? How do you look like?
(same question for your rival)
Masked
Chaser Z looks like a motorcycle gangster with a helmet that looks a
bit like a monkey. She has the power of parkour.
My
costume... is a black robe that I decorated with pictures of a happy
herd and smallhorn handprints! I thought I said my powers were
Leading and curses an fireballs?
I
thought I said my powers were Leading and curses an fireballs? |||
That was a superhero question, not about mahou shoujos ... it doesn't
count.
Oh
right.
Well
it's Mahou Shoujo soooooo... lasers. Lots of lasers. Skinny lasers in
green and in blue and in yellow. They wouldn't do curves they'd
always turn on perfect right angles.
I
don't think I'd fly... I'd stand on Risotto who did all the flying.
I'd do most of my foghting with a magical cane the top of which is
shaped liiiike a ram with big spirally horns made out of metal!
So,
you have Lasers... and your rival... Parkour. Either you suck at
fighting or your rival is more persistant than a cockroach and the
Team Rocket, to survive lasers and keep coming for more.
The
power of Parkour lets her keep runing around FOREVER no matter what
gets in her way. It's really annoying.
Masked
Chaser Nohorn Z & Saint Blossom Starry Leader have... failed. The
world has ended, but somehow you two have survived...barely. Even two
agains one, she won without even sweating. Now that the world ended,
is there even a reason to fight anymore? What will happen now!?
Now
there ia time for only one thing and that; is PAYBACK! We'll repare
for an assault on her undead starships and bring her empire to its
boney knees!
Or
we'll die heroicly with lots of lasers and creepy running junping
sliding and hopping from one thing to the other!
You
two have now recovered. The main starship is way far from your reach,
but decide to go anyway, just to get lost in space, but somehow find
a safe place to rest and make a plan. You two have to get stronger or
find a way to win, QUICK. The enemy is approaching that planet?! What
will you do now?!
Hmmm.
We'll let the things living there what's coming and fight with them
aginast the bonearmy!
The
bone army destroyed the unintelligent life of the planet without
resistance... but you two somehow sneak into the ship ... sadly, is
not the mothership, but you are still outnumbered millions to one,
and there are no weaknesses to be seen. What do you do now?
Now.
We fight; for Justice and Freedom!
You
managed to capture the starship after defeating the skeleton leader
of the ship. Now, the other skeletons won't try to destroy you. You
can't command them, they just ignore you. Everything is in autopilot,
after conquering two more planets the ship is will warp to where the
DemiWitch is...!?
We'll
sabotage the doors so that when the ship lands no-one can get out!
Then we'll trick the ship into thinking the conquering is complete so
we can move on!
The
plan worked so far, the ship is about to leave the first planet ...
but the skeletons are repairing everything you broke?! If you attack,
they will destroy you, and if they finish, the planet will be doomed
... How will you overcome this predicament?!
This
is where Masked Chaser Z will shine! She'll run around the ship using
her powers of Parkour and move essential tools and materials while
pretending to be a helper! That will let us delay the repairs long
enough to get off the planet! We can break it again when they finish
on the way to the other planet and make sure there aren't enough
supplies to fix it again!
You
saved a planet from certain doom. Now the ship is in course to the
next one... but there are more ships waiting there?! They started
attacking before you got there. Seeing that your ship doesn't, they
send you an encrypted message ... and it looks like... they are going
to board the ship?!
If
they're busy trying to open up our ship they're not attacking anyone
else so that's good. We'll start planning how to keep the rest of the
skeletons from attacking when they do get it open.
Given
that there was no reply to the message, they waste no time and blow
up the entire cargo area. The skeletons are free to attack the
planet... Now, a group of three elite skeletons like the one you
managed to defeat before, has boarded the ship! They are searching
relentlessly for something...?!
We
realize they're after Masked Rider Z's lunch! In it is a super extra
deluxe sized can of concentrated cola that will turn teeth and bones
to jelly with just a touch! We splash it on the elite skeletons and
lead our friends to a new ship!
They
found the remains of the defeated elite! Now they command the
skeletons aboard the ship!? You managed to destroy one, but the
skeletons shield them from your attack and now they are aware from
your existence! and everyone starts attacking you?! You manage to
hide somewhere but... for how long!?
We'll
barricade ourselves in one of the other ships! While we're there
we'll look for skeleton weapons!
Now
that they are attacking the planet the ship is mostly empty, so you
have no problem sneaking in, and find were they store them, but...
it's empty?! They used all of them to attack the planet. You search
all over the place, and find a box that needs a code to open...but
the alarm was triggered?!
I
use lasers to open the box!
There
are a few bracelets inside.. but you don't know how to use them! As
you try to operate them, you find yourselves surrounded by skeletons
ready to attack! As they fire, Masked Rider Z jumps in front of you,
receiving the attack for you ... just to find out that they were
energy shields!?
Woh!
Just like a space story! We're okay so I start wih my lasers!
Fireballs wouldn't be very good against skeletons. :(
You
turn them all into ashes in seconds while they were still recovering
from the impact on your shields, but the alarm is still working!
...You can hear more skeletons coming your way!, and it's just a
matter of time until the Elites know your position!...What are you
going to do now?!
Shoot
the alarm!
You
shoot at the nearest alarm you see, but the system is still in full
alert! and the skeletons are on your chase! ... as you run, trying to
escape, exchanging rays here and there, you see on a monitor that the
invasion is 70% complete?! Soon, the elites will be the last of your
problems! What now?
We
head for the nwarest other working ship. We'll just steal it and then
let thenautppilot take over!
You
manage to go outside from the cargo bay... just to find the elites
going your way! with the batallion of skeletons that were in your
ship! ... they haven't noticed you YET! You are about to be
surrounded! and if you go to the other ship they might notice you! it
will be your end! Think quick!
If
I learned anythjng from Nanoha it's that if you shoot them with your
special attack as hard as you can they'll be your friend. I laser
them. In their faces. Or whatever a skeleton has instead of a face!
You
shoot an elite down while it was distracted!, but now the remaining
one signals EVERYTHING to attack you! Thanks to your shields its an
easy fight so far, until you notice the elite was not attacking.
Something feels weird... He told his ship to shoot its main weapon at
both of you! It's moving!
Masked
Chaser Z's power will keep her safe but not me. I cast a curse on the
ship weapon! #Roll 1d3 result:1 :x
Masked
Chaser Z grabs you and goes full speed to the elite launching you
into him, knowing that the ship won't shoot until He is out of range!
You manage to grab him, and start the CQC, while Masked Chaser Z
destroys the remaining skeletons in the vicinity!... but the invasion
is almost complete!?
We'll
rally the survivors and make them into an army worthy of Masked
Chaser Z!
The
planet has fallen and the army is falling back. You didn’t have
the time to save them… The elite run while you were
distracted! The ship fired!? … but Masked Chaser Z moved you
before it hit you, making them move it to your position ... causing
them to hit the other ship!? It's going to explode!
We
don't look at the explosion.
You
decide to focus in the problem at hand, and go for the elite!... but
it wasn't needed... the debris of the explosion killed him in an
instant... now the skeletons went back to automatic since there is no
one to command them, and start boarding their ships... you have some
time until they finish.
We
make sure to get a good, comfortable spot.
You
two have nice tea time until they finish boarding. Now the ship is
moving again... but there is no guarantees that this time it will
take you to the DemiWitch ... and there is still your biggest
problem...YOU ARE WEAK If she is there, it will mean the end of the
road for you. What do you do now?
I
pray to my favorite witch, The greatest of the cakewitches, Dankim
for guidance! She should probavly be upset that the DemiWitch is
trying to raise an army and assault the witch realms at the center of
the galaxy!
In
your moment of need, you decide to pray, in search for answers...but
nothing happens...but you insist with all your heart!... once you
start praying again, with all your faith... Risotto begins to
shine!?... what is happening?!... its... its... a frosting figure of
the GCW?!... and it talks!?
That's
no place to finish! Whatndoes she say?!
Kukuku~!
You've done well to come this far, leedah! Now... eat this and
unleash the true power inside you!!
I
eat it. Two big bites and it's gone. Forever.
Now
awaken as your true self... A Hugest and Galactic Demi Witch
Destroyer Leedah Blossom Lagann!
Woah.
She
began to shine brighter than the giant yolk in the skies! Masked
Chaser Z saw at the events happening in front of her in disbelief,
and yet, at the expectation of what could be the power hiding inside
her companion... it could be enough power to vanquish the evil
demiwith!?...She waited until...
MY
LASERS BURN AND URGE ME TO FIRE THE LASER THAT WILL PIERCE THE
DEMIWITCH!!!
She
transforms inside the ship making it explode. The other ships fire
their main weapons in reaction of this, but without effect on
her!?... she knows that if she destroys them, she won't find where is
the demiwitch! Masked Chaser Z tries to stop her, but her urge to
fire is too strong for her!?
Luckily
Risotto bravely jumps in the way!
In
her noble sacrifice, Risotto acts a shield absorbing all the attack
like a sponge. With no time to even deliver her last words, She...
transforms into a normal cake... Leedah, after regaining her senses,
looks at the aftermatch in disbelief, while Masked Chaser Z gives her
a ¨cake¨, in tears...
T^T
Risotto! We'll make sure you didn't save us in vain!
Risotto
didn't make it in time, they got blasted enough to be unsuable... You
became what you hated the most... said Masked Chaser Z leaving her
with her ¨only desserts¨ in her hands, before running to
shipwrecks... luckily she found that the computer system was still
working! What will they do now?
Signal
for extraction! We'll make skeleton disguises!
After
¨taking responsibility¨ for what happened to Risotto, Leader
joins Masked Chaser Z inside the ship, to find out that the system is
protected! Only an Elite Skeleton can use it!? Now they will have to
think about another solution!... and leader still has to learn to
control her new powers!
I'll
send Masked Chaser Z to find the bones of one of the Elites while I
play woth my new powers.
For
playing with powers she can't control, Leader unintentionally
destroys one of the two remaining ships! Luckily Masked Chaser Z was
out of range while that happened or else she would have been
vaporized as well!...after a while, they search the last ship ... but
this one has no power!? Why this!?
It's
just Marveys law. Forst we make sure someone didn't just turn the
battery disconnect to the off position!
Masked
Chaser Z opens the control panel trying to fix things while you go to
the engine room to see what's wrong, but... is not there!? The entire
engine room was blown up by your attack from before!... Now, You have
to find a way to make it run or you will be stuck! It is has to be
another way!
At
least I know I can blow up a starship and a half without really
trying now? We'll... have to try to take pieces from the ship we
arrived on? Or maybe Demiwitch will get mad that her ships are taking
so long. :x
When
you come back you find out that Masked Chaser Z has dismantled
everything!... but she has great news! She found the black box and
where the autopilot was! ... You may have gotten an upgrade, but I am
not inferior to you! She yelled while pressing a button on her suit!
The giant space chipper!?
I
forgot all about Penguinaisutron! We wait imoatintly for it to arrive
and I try training my new powers nore cautiously than last time.
While
Masked Chaser Z gathers every useful machine she has at her disposal,
you train tirelessly to master your new powers... on the surface of
the death planet. You spend a week of intense training there!
waiting...by the time you get back, what awaits you there is...The
Penguinaisutron!... MK II?!
I
hope Masked Chaser Z knows how to fly this thing because I have no
idea!Let's go get that Demiwitch! FOR RISOTTO!
Fly?!
Who needs to fly when you can bend time and space!? In that instant,
your vision gets gets distorted for a second... the next thing you
know is... You have the mothership in front of you! You are
sorrounded by millions of ships full of skeletons! and behind your
ship is... is...what is that?!?
It'S...
I don't know what it is it looks like a whale in soace... and it has
a horn?! IS IT A STARWHALE?!
The
starwhale starts ramming everything in sight! It seems like is trying
to protect something! The ships are starting to deploy their
armies!...They attacked the whale! Its comming your way! Evasive
maneuvers! quick, before it's too late! You have come so far just to
die like a penguin brochette!?
We
can bend space right? Why don't we just move behind the Starwhale?
That
kind of thing consumes way too much energy, you have to wait until
you can do it again! Masked Chaser Z used all her abilities as a
pilot to dodge the giant starwhal! It managed to evade the hit of the
horn, but the force of the hit was enough to send you flying out of
control. Imminent crash?!
Nope!
We'll seal off all the areas we don't need and then blast the air out
of the rest of the areas to work as a bunch of little air jet engine
things!
Its
too late for that! You are going to crash!... until the ship in front
of you gets vaporized by some kind of force! ... what was that!? You
look back and its... the starwhal!?... it seems it recogniced your
ship as a friend! What is happening here!? You can't fully understand
what is happening!
We
probably look like a baby Starwhale!
You
use the starwhale to your advantage and advance behind it! Advancing
deep into the enemy lines, to where the Demiwitch is!... until the
starwhale gets slaped to the side!?... How!? WHO!? ... The Demiwith
is in front of your ship!... This is what you were waiting for! NOW
IT'S TIME!, GO LEADER!
Alright
this is it. HERO TIME! Lasers, Demiwitch, GO!
You
go outside the ship, transforming youself into your ulimate form!
Ready to attack!... but the enemy ships are getting in your way!
Shooting their main weapons to you! You take no damage but it
prevents you from attacking! Until the Penguinaisutron MKII starts
the show spreading havoc everywhere!
Rivals
are a good thing to have! I make the biggest laser sword ever. Even
bigger than the one in Rogue Galaxy. Then I attack!
You
attack with your hugest gallactic laser sword! Everything in the way
of your swing gets vaporized as if it weren't there to begin with!
Nothing can get in your way to victory! The end of the Demiwitch is
in your hands!...until your attack stops at the last second. The
Demiwitch stopped it!?!
:T
Witches cheat; I knew that though. I throw a fireball at her.
Your
fireball hits her with full force! This is it!?... Insolent!, you are
not even a witch and you dare to get in my way!? Can be heard from
the cloud of ashes and fire.. A thin ray of light crosses the space,
slitting everything it touches. Cutting your sword in half along with
some of the ships!?
"I'm
powered by a witch; that's nore than you can say!" I take a deep
breath and remember the basics of CQC as I charge the Demiwitch and
try to laser her in her face.
She
charges with an incredible speed!, but is stopped by an invisible
force in front of her! ¨And you call THAT... power? You don't
seem to understand your position.¨, and with a slight movement of
her hand, Leader is sent flying, crashing with everything in her way!
Now vulnerable & unable to move!
...
Everyone... Risotto... have I failed you?
Now,
the enemy forces that had been in standby... FIRE! In an instant,
everything turns red as leader contemplates her final moments...
until the Penguinaisutron MKII gets in the way of the fire!... I HAVE
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! She yells as her modified shield absorbs the
energy of their attacks!?
With
that she can absorb them all and grind the to dust!
Time
seems seems to have frozen. All their attacks, all the power is,
gone. Something is not right. What happened to it?! ¨Leader,
remember, being huge doesn't mean you are powerful. Wake up!¨ She
hears in her head, as her heart skips a beat watching the MKII...
shining! and melting?! ...Is...IS!?
It's
melting into a real penguin?! No wait... it's being reborn as
Risotto! Slightly larger, a hundred times steonger and with no
artificial flavors or preservatives!
¨HEY!
Don't lump me with a piece of pastry! Stop hallucinating already!
Risotto is inside YOU! How dull can you be!?¨ Finally, a bright
figure emerges from the molten metal. Is Golden Masked Chaser Z! ¨Why
did you stop my plans in the past!?, Why were you fighting for!? Was
it for vengeance!? or...¨
...
I thought you were trying to make the world into a snowcone!? Let's
go Gold Masked Chaser Z! PLATINUM BLONDE ATTACK!
Both
of them charged at the DemiWitch combining their attacks! ¨Changing
colors won't change anything, you fool creatures¨ S-she...she
stopped them!? Not even with their new combined forces they can win!?
¨Leader! Retreat!¨ Using what's left of their strength, they
escape before she can retaliate!!
How
can we stop something so powerful?! Masked Chaser Z! You'll have to
get her to try to hit you so that I can attack her weakpoint whike
she's focused on you!
Executing
the plan, Masked Chaser Z starts the show attacking the ships making
them attack her, absorbing their power using it to attack the
demiwith going back and forth with an incredible speed!, while Leader
charges her attack! ¨How much of my time do you have to waste
until you understand?¨
This
much! I shoot as soon as Masked Chaser Z is out of the way!
With
a signal from her partner, Leader shoots her massive energy blast at
the Demiwitch! Meanwhile G. Masked Chaser Z increases the speed of
relentless wave of attacks giving her no opportunity to react to the
attack from blind spot, waiting until the last moment to bend space
to get out of the way!
Go
go Masked Chaser let's pour all our friendship for Risotto into that
attack!
Before
they could join their powers, something so big that it couldn’t
even be compared got in the way... it was, the mothership!?
¨Resorting to dirty tricks, aren't we? I commend your tenacity.
Almost like... a cockroach. I will have to make sure to kill you both
like one.¨
Keep
going Masked Chaser! WE'LL BLAST RIGHT THROUGH! FOR JUSTICE! FOR
FRIENDSHIP! FOR RISOTTO!
Before
they could even react, they felt an excruciating pain as an invisible
force squished them together, throwing them to the surface of a
nearby satellite. Crashing on top of each other, unable to move in
the slightest, even less counter what was about to come, both
agonized as the enemy prepared
We'll
keep trying to fight! The demiwitch cannot be allowed to continue!
¨No
more playing around¨ and with end of that line, they felt like
their very existence was being smashed to the ground with an
unavailable force. Meanwhile the enemy charged their weapons to
strike with deadly precision one last time..¨L-leader, listen
*cough* t-to me. I have a plan *bloody cough*¨
I'm
open to suggestions!
¨Now
is time to end this bad joke¨ In that… ¨I am using
what is left of my life energy to manipulate the flow of time for us,
as long as we are connected somehow there should be no problem…
for a while¨ They could observe how the enemy fired their all
their weapons at them ¨Now, listen carefully...¨
I'm
listening masked Chaser Z!
¨I
noticed an anomaly when I retreated. I have no time to explain with
much details, so I will go with a simplistic explanation; she is in a
different ¨space¨ than us, so there is no way for us to even
touch her. I think I know a way to break through but I am not sure if
it will be enough to win...¨
We
have to. We will.
Well
then, this is the plan. I will absorb all their attacks with my
shield. That amount of energy is enough to kill both of us if we are
not careful… I will save enough for a last warp behind her,
after that point, I will transfer the rest to you throughout my biker
chain…it will be...very painful.
And
I can put it into my laser. Her own power will be her undoing.
Is
not so simple! That won't be enough. We won’t stand a chance if
it’s a battle of power. To break the ¨bubble¨ she is
in, you have to hit with everything you have. Just a big laser won’t
be enough, you have to concentrate all that power, refine it and
focus it in just ONE point... can you do that?
Yes.
I
hope so. In a moment time will flow normally again. Grab my chain
with all your might. The power flow to you as soon as I gather
enough, be prepared. Not matter how painful it is, don’t let go
of it. Think of everything that is important to you, use that as a
catalyzer and make that power your own.
I
grab the vhain, and think about everytbing inportant, and so I think
about everything.
The
time resumes its flow and with it, the deadly wave the enemy released
mere instants ago. ¨Here it comes!¨ They hit from every
direction, with a force no one could withstand. ¨Your turn!
Leader!¨ An insurmountable amount of power began to flow, and so
did the pain. Only death would be a relief.
I
focus all of it intonone fine laser attack and shoot! Ultmate
Attaaaaaaaack!
A
ray of energy so thin that it could barely be seen by the naked eye
crossed right through the enemy lines, hitting her dead center,
making a hole in space. ¨P-please, work! *bloody cough*¨ From
the gaping hole cracks suddenly spread like wildfire, and just like
that, her own dimension fell apart.
Now
what do I do Masked Chaser? I don't know if I can shoot again...
Masked Chaser?
Now
bound to this dimension and its rules, the infuriated DemiWitch took
a physical form. ¨Insolent creatures, I will finish this myself!¨
With a yell for the ages, a giant blast of energy consumed everything
on its wake… at least, that's what should've happened. Chaser
Z stopped her! ¨...My turn!¨
Our
turn! Is what I say as I get ready to back up my teamm... rival.
¨You
fool! Do you think you can absorb ALL my power?!¨. ¨…
I don’t have to. *bloody cough*¨ Her body started to
disintegrate due the sheer amount of power it was absorbing. ¨I
told her to not let it go.*bloody cough*Right?, Leader¨ As the
DemiWitch thrashed around, the transfer began, one last time.
Right!
I charge up another laser, this ine special. It starts of focused and
small and when it hits the beam ztarts tongrow until it's covering
the whoke not quite a real witch but still creepy demiwitch!
Slowly
covered in the light it could be seen how the body of the DemiWitch
started be covered in cracks. Deeper, wider, longer and bigger, until
she couldn’t sustain her form anymore. She started to disappear
into the void, dispersing her powers as her screeches of pain lost to
the silence of space.
Did
we do it?
...Her
question was met only by the silence of space. Her body, freed from
pain, reflexively relaxed, just to be tense once more at the sight
before her. The skeleton army was still moving, but something was
amiss, different. They were slowly following their creator, to the
nothingness… She had won!
We
did it... we stopped her. But we didn't save anyone...
Finally,
able to relax, she felt how all her strength left her body, as she
floated without course in the void of space. Her joy was brief, as
she could only think of what she had lost, what had been sacrificed.
As she was slowly losing consciousness, she accepted her fate, among
the stars...
It's
not such a bad place to die.
Unconscious,
she wandered among the stars. Time had lost its meaning, as she
slowly approached a silent spectator that had witnessed all…
When she woke up, she found herself caged, in darkness. She panicked
and struggled to escape, in vain, as couldn't remember what had
happened… or anything at all.
What's
happening? D:
Slowly,
all her fears began to fade, as a nostalgic sensation of warmth
started to surround her. Now relaxed, she fell once more, into a deep
sleep… long time has passed since then. Now, awake, from a
sensation of constraint as her cage had considerably shrunk in the
time of her slumber…
I
want out! I kick and punch at the cage!
Surprisingly
the cage breaks with ease. She emerged from the darkness, revealing
not only that outside was a haremhorn looking at her, but that she
was indeed a smallhorn that just got out of her egg.*many years
later*¨Leedah! There is a nohorn wanting to make a pact in the
entrance, its a cakeist!¨
Nohorn
not go home!