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    42 KB Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:40 No.246805  
    "You did great, Marisa."

    I put my hand on her shoulder and looked the tiny girl in her arms.

    It was a long, problematic birth and for a while it looked like things might take a turn for the worse, but they -- my two 'precious things' -- pulled through. Our daughter, it seemed, was going to be just as tough as her mom.

    "You're spacing out again, Anonymous."

    "Am I? ... I suppose I am."

    "Hmm. Even now, you're not serious. You know, I really can't believe you sometimes, da ze."

    Marisa gave a little frown. The kind that I knew was really a smile. When did she become so cute?

    "Have you thought of a name, yet, Anonymous?"

    "Mm. Yeah."

    Of course I have. Thinking back, this is the only name that could be suitable for our child.

    That name is...

    A NEW MEMBER HAS JOINED THE PARTY
    PLEASE INPUT A NAME
    >>_
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:41 No.246812
    Alice Margatroid
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:41 No.246815
    /a/non-tan
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:41 No.246816
    >>246805
    GOOD END
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:41 No.246820
    Satsuki, because it doesn't exist.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:43 No.246834
    What the motherfucking fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:43 No.246835
    Desu.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:45 No.246852
    Snacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:45 No.246854
    Dan really loves this place.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:46 No.246856
    JESUS LOVES YOU
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:46 No.246858
    >>246805
    Fuckdamnit the Charmander
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:46 No.246861
    Totally forgot to mention Dan
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:47 No.246866
    How many hours of Touhou has Dan logged now.

    Infinity.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:47 No.246868
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    I'm surprised Marisa settled for being the other woman.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:47 No.246869
    >>246854
    I LOEVS ME SOME TOOHOO
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:47 No.246871
    FEROCIOUS THROBBING COCK.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:48 No.246873
    >>246854
    Nice observation there slowpoke.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:48 No.246875
    "Lovely Blargamalarg." Or Karen, that's a nice nam.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:48 No.246877
    Alice, in memory of the youkai girl who stayed behind and held Reimu the Destroyer at bay as we fled.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:49 No.246881
    Oh shit we have a baby??

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:49 No.246886
    Dan, if you were half the man I thought you were, we would have a Flandre end by now!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:49 No.246887
    DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:51 No.246919
    In before bad end.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:52 No.246931
    Alice.
    In loving memory of our lost friend, who for reasons unknown hung herself on our wedding day.
    And then, cue time travel. Turns out you and
    Marisa where Alice's parents all along.

    Also, don't you have a comic to update?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:54 No.246948
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    "It sure nice to get out once in a while, ze. Thanks for babysitting, Alice, ze!"

    "No problem," said Alice, "I'll take good care of her."

    "See you later, ze!"
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:54 No.246949
    DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN

    WILL YOU EVER UPDATE?
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:54 No.246953
    >>246931

    Dan doesn't do the whole comic thing anymore, he just plays touhou, reads doujin and lurks /jp/.

    JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:54 No.246959
    >>246948

    uh oh
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:54 No.246963
    i fucking love Dan Kim

    and name the baby Reimu, after the late shrine maiden.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:55 No.246970
    >>246948

    The child was reported missing, and Alice finally has an autonomous doll.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:56 No.246973
    >>246948

    This can't end well...
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:56 No.246977
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    "..."

    "...?"
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:57 No.246981
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    >>246970

    "Finally?"
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:57 No.246990
    >>246977

    Don't do it, Dan..!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:58 No.246997
    >>246977

    Don't do it Alice!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:58 No.246998
    Fuck off
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:58 No.247004
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    "...??"
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/18/08(Tue)23:58 No.247007
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    >>246977
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:58 No.247008
    God, I can't fucking look away, even though this is going to end like the Alice one the other day did.
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:59 No.247013
    >>246977
    Dont you fucking do what I think your going to do!!
    >> Anonymous 03/18/08(Tue)23:59 No.247017
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    Is she gonna play with the baby?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:00 No.247022
    Alice is going to pretend she is the president of the United States.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:00 No.247023
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:00 No.247027
    >>247004

    Alice! Nooooo, you don't want to end up at Sikeki's place! There's no cake in hell!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:01 No.247030
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:01 No.247041
    >>247023
    Why couldn't Rinnosuke babysit?

    Oh wait..
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:01 No.247043
    >>247023

    Dan, you make me feel good about myself. Y'know, comparatively.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:01 No.247046
    >>247023
    NO ALICE, NO
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:02 No.247050
    >>247041

    Couldn't stand the manliness probably
    >> Magister !J.hpxLWh4g 03/19/08(Wed)00:02 No.247057
    You know you hate Dan Kim when you're constantly pressing F5 nonstop.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:03 No.247064
    >>247057

    I hate him just as much as delicious fucking cake.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)00:03 No.247068
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    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/19/08(Wed)00:04 No.247075
    >>247023

    You know, Dan, I still haven't quite forgiven you for Nana's Everyday Life. And now you're going to stain Alice's soul like this?

    You're a truly awful man. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:04 No.247076
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    "Hey, Alice! We're back, ze! ... Hey, something smells great! Did you bake something, ze?"
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:04 No.247080
    GOD DAMNIT ALICE
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:05 No.247083
    >>247076

    ...Well played.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:05 No.247087
    >>247076

    tsk, pie... truly we live in deprived times...
    >> Magister !J.hpxLWh4g 03/19/08(Wed)00:05 No.247091
    >>247076
    No. Just NO. Dan Kim, why you do this?
    >> TheAsian !IzyqvCHinA 03/19/08(Wed)00:05 No.247092
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    I don't know why, but why is Dan Kim doing all this?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:05 No.247093
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    WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HER
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:05 No.247094
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    >>247076
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:05 No.247095
    >>247076

    i take back what i said before! i fucking hate Dan Kim!

    ... nah, i don't mean that. but damn.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)00:06 No.247099
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:06 No.247101
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    God damn it Alice.
    >> ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ 03/19/08(Wed)00:06 No.247102
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    >>247076
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:07 No.247104
    >>247076
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:07 No.247107
    NO ALICE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:07 No.247108
    In before Takano Alice.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:07 No.247110
    Instead of making comics, Dan is making bad end threads on /jp/.

    Come on, Dan.

    Make bad end comics.
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/19/08(Wed)00:08 No.247116
    ...You're an awful man and you should feel awful.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:08 No.247119
    DAN

    DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:08 No.247122
    (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:09 No.247126
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    ALICE ONLY LOVES
    ALICE DOESN'T HURTS
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:09 No.247127
    Oh god they're goingto eat the pie now!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:09 No.247128
    >>247110
    I like your thinking. Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:09 No.247129
    FUCK YOU DAN KIM, FUCK YOU ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:10 No.247133
    No, goddammit, no. You can't do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:10 No.247135
    >>247126
    ALICE IS LOEV! ;__;
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:10 No.247138
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:11 No.247139
    David Jr.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:11 No.247142
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    "I don't know why but... somehow... this tastes like... tears?

    ...


    ...

    A...lice...?"

    END
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:11 No.247143
    I can never eat another baby pie again! You've completely ruined by appetite Dan Kim!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:11 No.247147
    Alice... why?

    I'm seriously crying now, /jp/ ;_;
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/19/08(Wed)00:12 No.247152
    >>247147

    Dan Kim is really good at toying with people's emotions. Fucking bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:12 No.247154
    Dan, you are truly a magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:12 No.247159
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    >>247142
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:12 No.247162
    Whatever. Hey Dan, where the fuck is my Metal Fist?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:12 No.247163
    I HATE YOU
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)00:13 No.247165
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:13 No.247166
    >>247142

    Aaand there's the moneyshot. G'night folks~
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:13 No.247169
    I hope Dan Kim never does a VOCALOID bad end, I don't think I could take that...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:13 No.247171
    JESUS CHRIST POSTING IN AN ARCHIVED THREAD!
    >> Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. 03/19/08(Wed)00:13 No.247172
    God help you, Dan Kim, if you ever make the genuine Touhou equivalent to Nana's Everyday Life.

    That series still makes my soul ache with bitter tears...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:14 No.247175
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    Bonjour!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:14 No.247178
    Come on, anons. You all know we shouldn't breed.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:15 No.247180
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    Mark my words, Alice. When the LHC comes online, I will find you. And I will watch, and wait. And then, at night, when you can no longer sleep or leave your house out of fear, I will descend upon you. And I shall feast.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:15 No.247181
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    >>247142

    you wanna pass a slice of that my way?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:15 No.247183
    >>247172

    I would take a bus to Toronto and kick him in his tiny asian nutsack with my tiny asian foot
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)00:15 No.247189
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:16 No.247192
    >>247142
    And now the picture with Anon holding the baby and asking, "You say something, Marisa?"

    Riiiiiight, now.
    Now.
    Now?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:16 No.247195
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    DAMN YOU DAN KIM
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:16 No.247196
    Uh, what the hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:16 No.247197
    The perfect soundtrack is Maybe by the Ink Spots.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:17 No.247200
    Give us the TRUE bad end! let's see the AFTERMATH.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:17 No.247202
    >>247192
    And now the picture with Anon holding the baby half-eaten and asking, "You say something, Marisa?"

    Fixed.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:17 No.247204
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    >>247192
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:17 No.247205
    >>247197
    Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who still listened to them.

    Surprising, anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:18 No.247208
    Oh my Jesus fuck, Dan.

    You really outdid yourself this time. My god.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:18 No.247211
    >>247127
    Even though it ended quite well with that last 5th panel -Darkness- ...
    Requesting 6th panel koma.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:18 No.247214
    >>247205

    Either of you mind uploadan "I don't want to set the world on fire?" It does not exist on these wide internets.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:19 No.247218
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    >>247172
    Reisen Udongein Inaba's Everyday Life.

    Do it, Dan.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:20 No.247223
    >>247214
    Unfortunately, I DO have it, but it's backed up on a hard drive in another castle. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:21 No.247230
    >>247223

    Patient anon is patient. I'll check rapidshare in a month, if you don't mind doing it at some point in the future.

    I literally cannot find it elsewhere.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)00:21 No.247233
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    >>247218
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:21 No.247237
    Well, that was thoroughly upsetting
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:25 No.247265
    >>247218
    I want to bite Reisen's thighs too.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:26 No.247274
    DAMMIT DAN.

    Its 00:30 in the morning, and now I have to go to sleep with that having been the last thread I read tonight. You are the king of trolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:28 No.247291
    >>247162
    Fucking seconded.

    Get cracking on Metal Fist.

    That, or start working on Momoka Corner again.

    That, or just flood us with Snax PROMOTIONS.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:28 No.247292
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    Mmm, that was a moderately entertaining story. I confess that it made me a bit hungry. Well done.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:28 No.247293
    Don't say I never did anything for you, Anon.

    http://rapidshare.com/files/100629542/The_Ink_Spots_-_I_Dont_Want_To_Set_The_World_On_Fire.rar.html
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:31 No.247305
    >>247162
    >>247291
    >Metal fist

    Yeah, working on it. I'm jumping between that and the mermaid thing... mostly because it has delicious prehistoric-shark-like monster-girls.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)00:32 No.247311
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    >>247292
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:33 No.247319
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    >>247305

    I'd her gills, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:33 No.247325
    >>247311

    now I have a new fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:34 No.247334
    >>247230
    Roger, then. I'll retrieve it sometime soon, as I accidentally deleted my laptop music collection in a format last week.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:34 No.247335
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    Curious to see if Dan Kim fits the stereotypical /jp/ profile (I read Tomoyo42, but never saw a picture of him), I Google Imagesearched "Dan Kim", and this is what I found.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:35 No.247337
    >>247334
    >>247293

    No need, but many thanks anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:35 No.247340
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    >>247335
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:36 No.247343
    >>247337
    FUCK I'm a slow reader.

    But at least now I have it without having to deal with my ex.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:45 No.247389
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:48 No.247404
    >>247389
    （　´-`）
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:48 No.247405
    >>247389
    Tononyhou
    >> Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI 03/19/08(Wed)00:52 No.247427
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    Dan, if you are still online, come join the Touhou Visual Novel Project. You could make some incredible BAD ENDS.

    http://anontouhouvnproject.makeforum.org/
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:54 No.247438
    >>247427

    Damn, you whore that project of yours out pretty shamelessly.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:54 No.247443
    >>247438

    Yeah, we're like Aya like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:57 No.247468
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    >>247443
    WAT!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)00:58 No.247478
    >>247443
    No, not really. Even Aya doesn't whore herself out to every random passerby.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:00 No.247493
    >>247427
    Ugh. Design by committee never works.

    But if you're really planning on doing it, make sure there's a hat sex scene where you rape Suwako's crying hat in the eye.

    Marrying Alice and then putting her in a domestic violence situation would be good, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:01 No.247500
    >>247493
    >Marrying Alice and then putting her in a domestic violence situation would be good, too.

    Oh god, I don't know why, but that's the most erotic thing I've ever heard.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:03 No.247520
    >>247493
    The Story: One day, you sneak into the Moriya shrine, and steal Suwako's hat. Two minutes later, freaky interspecies sex.

    The End: During sex, it eats your brains; By which, I mean your scrotum, which is obviously where your brains must be for you to attempt such a retarded stunt in the first place.

    Shiki nuclear facepalms when she sees your story in her mirror, and spends the better part of an hour just bludgeoning your soul with her judgement stick before leaving to a conference with the other Enma. It is finally decided that a new type of Hell should be constructed just for miscreants like you.
    >> Titus Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:04 No.247524
    She should have made a cake.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:05 No.247526
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    it's ok Mr. Kim... I-...I-I-I still love you...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:05 No.247527
    >>247500
    That's because the sweetest tears are those wept by a woman who makes excuses for the man who beats her, and then bakes a pie for him because MAYBE IF SHE TRIES TO UNDERSTAND HIM MORE HE'LL LOVE HER AGAIN WHY WON'T ANYONE LOVE ME MARISA I WISH YOU LOVED ME I'M HAPPY REALLY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:06 No.247536
    >>247500

    Same here. I'm an Alice fan but holy christ that's hot. Just imagine her with a black eye, playing with her dolls at 20 years old, trying to reassure herself that he really loves her.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:06 No.247540
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    I..I'm s-sorry.. but I've been busy...
    S-so...
    *brush brush brush*

    ...Anonymous...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:07 No.247552
    >>247536
    I'm torn between WANT and ARGH DO NOT WANT GET IT AWAY FROM ME, personally.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:07 No.247555
    >>247527
    Go back to bed Giygas.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:08 No.247566
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    ...Anonymous... I miss you... and I know even if you do go with Marisa... th.. that I'll still love you...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:08 No.247567
    >>247524
    >What fool hath added water to the sea, Or brought a faggot to bright-burning Troy?

    Still my favorite Shakespeare play.
    >> Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI 03/19/08(Wed)01:09 No.247575
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    >>247438
    Meh, I have only started a little over 24 hour hours ago when we decided to do a VN and made the forums for it. And its "By Anon, For Anon" so of course I will promote it while we are still gathering interested people. Its still damn early.

    I particularly lol at having a BAD END from trying to rape Cirno. You dick freezes and snaps off.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:10 No.247581
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    B-but!... Mr. Kim!... Please! Don't be afraid of love!...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:10 No.247583
    >>247575
    Eye am the sexiest
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:11 No.247586
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    >>247540
    >toroid

    And then Marisa comes over to visit and sees all the bruises on Alice's arms, but Alice tries to explain them away as Shanghai tripping her as she went down the stairs.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)01:11 No.247591
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:12 No.247593
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    e...even you c-can love Mr. Kim... I know...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:12 No.247602
    >>247575

    I saw some nice fanart of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:12 No.247604
    >>247586
    Fuck the whole Touhou idea. Just make a Anon + Alice domestic violence story from Alice's point of view. Or Shanghai's point of view, trying to understand her master's situation. Having Alice talk to Shanghai to try and convince herself that she's still loved would be pretty good late-night reading.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:13 No.247605
    >>247536
    Now imagine him barging into the room, drunk, and sending her to the floor with a fierce backhand. Lifting one of the dolls, he begins to shout.

    "Dolls? For fuck's sake, Alice, I told you to throw these pieces of shit out!"

    Casually, he drops it. Alice watches in despair, blood trickling from her lip, as her husband places his boot on the black-white witch and grinds it to dust.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:14 No.247619
    >>247575
    No. Rape should always be the correct answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:14 No.247620
    >>247567
    It's night and I'm in "durr hurr moron" mode, what play from Shakespeare is this?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:15 No.247626
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    >>247586
    >>247605
    >>247604
    th..that doesn't sound very nice....
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:15 No.247627
    >>247605

    This would, of course, be her breaking point, after which she adds a new doll to her collection.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:15 No.247628
    >>247620
    Titus
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:15 No.247630
    >>247604
    >>247605

    Fuckkkk
    I could only play this as a third party
    It'd be too sad otherwise
    Also, unlike most anon, I don't mind broken goods.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:16 No.247632
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    Would you like a hug Anonymous?...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:18 No.247640
    >>247632
    Why, yes. I would like that very much Alice.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:18 No.247644
    >>247628
    Thank you.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)01:18 No.247645
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    And while that is all going on, Marisa gets jealous and rapes her, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:18 No.247646
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    >>247640
    nite nite....
    *squeeze*
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:18 No.247647
    >>247567
    Yeah, Troy's full of faggots, the cock suckers.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:18 No.247648
    >>247632
    I would LOVE a hug, Alice.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:18 No.247649
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    >>247605
    And then, the despairing Alice turns to MANOSUKE for comfort. Long H-scene ensues...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:19 No.247654
    >>247646
    Good night, my love.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:19 No.247660
    >>247605
    "Alice... are you really alright?"

    "Yeah. Yeah, we're really happy."

    She looked down at the table and looked into her tea.

    "Oh, by the way, I'm having a baby. We're having a baby. Ha ha, I guess I should have said that earlier, right?"

    "Alice... you..."

    "Ha ha, ah, I'm looking forward to it. Being a mom. I had a mom, for a while. A mom, huh? Ha... huh? ... there's... there's something on my face... ah... huh... that's funny..."

    "Alice, stop it! You have to leave him! That... That Anonymous is no good! Why can't you see that?!"

    Man, it practically writes itself!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:20 No.247663
    This thread pretty much wins the internets.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:20 No.247665
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    Or Manosuke barges in and beat the crap out of Anonymous, then runs off with Alice.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:20 No.247666
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    >>247654
    Nnn...


    ..hold me...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:20 No.247667
    >>247646

    Even though it's a game of pretend
    In these lonely nights...
    I can't help but imagine...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:21 No.247672
    This anon would never hurt alice.

    I would love her tenderly. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:22 No.247677
    >>247666
    Shh, shh. There, there now. Anonymous is here. Everything is alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:22 No.247678
    >>247660
    I have so many ideas, but it's 1:30AM. I'll start writing tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:23 No.247682
    Alice body pillow, where?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:24 No.247685
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    >>247677
    *nestles and sleeps*
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:24 No.247688
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:26 No.247698
    >>247685

    HRNGGG
    I'm losing my nutbladder to a goddamn game of pretend
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)01:27 No.247702
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:27 No.247704
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    >>247685

    ALICE HEY ALICE
    I GOT A BOTTLE OF OLD CROW AND A PACK OF SMOKES
    LET'S GO THROW ROCKS AT MARISA'S HOUSE
    AND SLEEP UNDER THE BRIDGE
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:27 No.247706
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    >>247682
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:28 No.247711
    >>247685
    line clear!
    [x]Rape the dolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:29 No.247712
    >>247218
    oh god, that looks rather delicious.

    Might anon share it's name?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:29 No.247716
    So can we all agree that Domestic Violence Alice (DV Alice) is the BEST ALICE?
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)01:32 No.247728
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:32 No.247730
    >>247712
    something like silence rabbits, 2 chapters; when looking for this the titles are weird its not like "silence the rabbit 1 and 2" its like "silence the rabbit" for chapter 1 then chapter to is just "silent rabbit" or something along those lines
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:32 No.247732
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    >>247711
    Aww crap its bad ending all over again.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:46 No.247797
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    >>247142

    you sadistic bastard.

    hats off to you, sir.
    >> Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE 03/19/08(Wed)01:50 No.247820
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    >>247076

    WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:54 No.247830
    >>247716
    Yandere Alice is best. No offence to DV Alice fans; it's just how it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:55 No.247831
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    >>247820
    Forgot my pic.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/19/08(Wed)01:55 No.247835
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)01:57 No.247845
    >>247830
    Yes! Yandere Alice!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/08(Wed)02:01 No.247867
    >>247716
    I'd let her beat the absolute living crap out of my if you know what I mean.

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