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    26 KB PRETEND TIME Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)19:59 No.228627  
    "I... I d-don't understand," she whispered, "I'm so happy... but the tears... the tears won't stop..."

    As she wiped her face with her palms, I couldn't help but think how childish she looked. She even hiccuped between her sobs. But that's alright -- that was one of her charming characteristics as well.

    "I'm happy... but I can't st-stop crying... A-Anonymous, is... something wrong with me?"

    [ ] There's nothing wrong with you.
    [ ] There's something wrong with you.
    [ ] Stop talking to me, you worthless doll Otaku.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:00 No.228632
    [X] There's nothing wrong with you.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:00 No.228636
    [x] You're just a 2-dimensional girl. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:00 No.228641
    [X] My beloved Alice, I want you to become my doll
    >> Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo 03/16/08(Sun)20:00 No.228642
    >>228627
    But... anonymous doesn't know magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:01 No.228643
    But Alice IS anonymous?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:01 No.228645
    O SHI.... DAN KIM, IS THAT YOUX? ARE YOU IN THE ALICE GAEM?!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:01 No.228647
    Dan Kim's Touhou fanart is the best.
    >> E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 03/16/08(Sun)20:02 No.228653
    [X] I need to stop taking LSD.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:02 No.228656
    Wait I've never seen this before
    Oh my god is this Dan Kim


    Oh my god oh my god oh my god
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:02 No.228657
    dan kim is a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:02 No.228660
    Stop talking to me, you worthless doll Otaku ~ze.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:02 No.228661
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    D-dan Kim... is that really you?...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:03 No.228663
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    "I... I d-don't understand," she whispered, "I'm so happy... but the tears... the tears won't stop..."

    As she wiped her face with her palms, I couldn't help but think how childish she looked. She even hiccuped between her sobs. But that's alright -- that was one of her charming characteristics as well.

    "I'm happy... but I can't st-stop crying... A-Anonymous, is... why are you holding that knife?"

    [ ] Slit her throat.
    [ ] Slit her throat.
    [ ] Slit her throat.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:03 No.228665
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    i-i-if so...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:04 No.228671
    >>228663
    [x] Stab self.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:05 No.228683
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    >>228663
    Pl-please... don't be afraid of love!
    >> Internet White Knight !HzHwcbs2Wo 03/16/08(Sun)20:05 No.228684
    more like the poop won't stop, amirite
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:06 No.228690
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    >>228684
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:07 No.228692
    >>228663
    [X] Give Alice back this life.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:07 No.228695
    >>228690
    Misspelled already.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:10 No.228710
    >>228695
    you mispeled allready
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:10 No.228711
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    A...anyway I have to go...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:10 No.228713
    >>228663
    [x] Pierce her point of death
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:11 No.228717
    >>228711
    See you.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:12 No.228725
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    >>228684
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:14 No.228736
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    >>228717
    Anonymous... and Mr. Kim... I-I-I love you!...nite nite...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:22 No.228781
    [x]I love you Shanghai
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:23 No.228786
    >>228769
    [x] Rape the corpse
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:24 No.228789
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    This is the moment I've been waiting for.

    With Shiki-like speed, I plunge my knife through her back and out her chest. It's soft. Incredibly soft. How can a girl's body be this soft? Are we really so different?

    The knife slides through her flesh and peeks out between her ribs. Red pours out of her breast.

    "A... Anonymous...?"

    She doesn't even scream. Instead, like one of the dolls on the shelf above her bed, her face becomes neutral, unnatural. Her eyes focus on some far away place.

    "Anonymous... I... I love...y--"

    She falls to the ground.

    You don't feel any better.

    BAD END 3
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:25 No.228801
    >>228789
    Y U DO DIS
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:26 No.228805
    >>228789
    needs moar rape end there dan.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:26 No.228806
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    >>228789
    But she's a Youkai.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:26 No.228807
    Dan Kim is so pretty~
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:28 No.228810
    >>228789
    lol'd at the end
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:28 No.228812
    This went from awesome to shit pretty quick

    But it's an amazing troll. I AM SO CONFLICTED DAN.
    >> Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo 03/16/08(Sun)20:28 No.228816
    >With Shiki-like speed

    If it was really Shiki-like, it'd be the speed at which you jam your dick into her.
    >> Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/16/08(Sun)20:29 No.228824
    [X] There's nothing wrong with you.

    Posting in a Dan Kim thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:31 No.228841
    >>228627
    [x] Seems like there's some leakage.
    Let me cauterize them for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:39 No.228892
    >>228816

    shiki like rape speed
    oh wait, shiki doesn't need to rape anyone since every girl he meets almost instantly spreads their legs for him.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:45 No.228935
    >>228789
    Dont worry /jp/.He didn't stabbed the hitbox
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:45 No.228940
    HOLY FUCK THIS IS EPIC!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:46 No.228942
    [X] This thread is pathetic.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:46 No.228944
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    Eh?

    You'll accept my ring? That's not like you...

    Sure, I'll marry you, Maris--

    ...

    ...

    ...

    !!!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:48 No.228957
    >>228944
    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:48 No.228960
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    >>228944
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:50 No.228969
    >>228944

    fuckingloled
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:50 No.228974
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    I.. I still love you Mister...Kim...

    *cough*
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:52 No.228993
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    ...wh...why.. I... I ... just wanted... to... l..love...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:52 No.228994
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    >> Adjutant‮elbat eht no tac eht tup ,tacelbat ‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 03/16/08(Sun)20:53 No.228995
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:53 No.228996
    UPDATE YOUR WEB COMIC
    >> E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 03/16/08(Sun)20:53 No.229001
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    >>228944
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:53 No.229002
    >>228993
    >>228994
    jackpot
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:54 No.229008
    this thread makes me sad
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:56 No.229017
    >>229008

    you know what else makes people sad?

    your tiny penis
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:57 No.229023
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    Alright... fuckin DINNERTIEM!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:58 No.229025
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    >>229019
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:59 No.229029
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    >>229023
    um... h-hello...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:59 No.229032
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)20:59 No.229035
    >>229032
    FUCK YES YOU'RE THE BEST ZOMBIE-KILLING YOUKAI EVER!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:00 No.229036
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    Did someone call for a nice boat?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:00 No.229038
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    >>229029
    WHAT THE FUCK! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO COME HERE WHEN i'M EATING?!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:01 No.229043
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    >>229038
    Uuuu...um! I'm s..sorry...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:01 No.229045
    >>229038
    SHES DEAD DAMMIT!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:01 No.229046
    >>229038
    You mean she showed up here more than once?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:02 No.229052
    >>229046
    no
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:02 No.229053
    >>229038
    That Eiki-sama is an impostor! Where is the stick thing?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:02 No.229056
    these threads are dumb and you should feel dumb.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:02 No.229059
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    >>229043
    GET THE FUCK OUT and let me enjoy my sammiches in peace!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:03 No.229065
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    can this be sum STABBAN THREAD allready?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:04 No.229069
    Alice your not lonely everyone loves you your just in denial
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:04 No.229071
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    >>229059
    *sniff*
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:04 No.229073
    >>229059
    Wait, weren't you holding a rice bowl earlier?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:05 No.229081
    DAN KIM DAN KIM GO AWAY COME BACK SOME OTHER DAY
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:05 No.229082
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    >>229071
    ...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:05 No.229083
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    >>229025
    MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU MIKU
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:06 No.229094
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    >>229073
    You... are going to HELL!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:09 No.229106
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    >>229094
    Yes ma'am,
    Penis first.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:09 No.229114
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    >>229106
    you really would like some of this wouldn't you?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:10 No.229126
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    ...hurts...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:11 No.229133
    >>229114
    I so would
    Finest legs in all of Gensokyo~
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:12 No.229144
    >>229126
    Hell has some annoying ambience noise, huh?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:16 No.229164
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    >>229144
    ...A...Anonymous... wh... Im in my bedroom...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:16 No.229167
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    >>229133
    you... bend over...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:17 No.229174
    >>229164
    I haven't forgotten about you ;__;
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:18 No.229177
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    TOUHOU HIJACK
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:18 No.229181
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    >>229174
    ...hehe....A...Anonymous...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:19 No.229185
    >>229167
    Oh punish me
    Punish me good
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:19 No.229187
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    What are you doing with that tag? no wai-
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:19 No.229190
    >>229177
    BUT HOW DOES ONE TOUHOU HIJACK A THREAD ABOUT TOUHOU?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:20 No.229199
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    >>229185
    ILL PUNISH YOU GOODALRIGHT! YOUR MY FUCKING SIDE DISH AFTER LUNCH
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:21 No.229205
    >>229199
    Nnn... Yes, ma'am...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:21 No.229208
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    >>229174
    c...can you hold me for a bit?... It hurts...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:22 No.229214
    >>229208
    I'll never let go ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:22 No.229215
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    [Location: Hell
    Time: 12:14 PM]
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:22 No.229216
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    >>229205
    now.. DROP YOUR FUCKING PANTS
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:23 No.229226
    >>229216
    ...Yes, ma'am.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:24 No.229232
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    >>229214
    ...Anonymous... *nestles*
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:24 No.229236
    >>229215
    ;_;
    >> !KYON.wwv9s 03/16/08(Sun)21:24 No.229238
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    "S-stupid Anonymous! I-It's not that I care if you stare at me like that, idiot..."
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:25 No.229245
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    >>229226
    TAKE THIS!

    ~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~P
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    LE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE
    >> Dragoshi !!SubgC7SX7+V 03/16/08(Sun)21:25 No.229250
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    >>229190
    THROUGH RANNING.

    Also, pic animated and related.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:26 No.229256
    >>229245
    Aah! It's so good~!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:26 No.229257
    >>229232
    You wish we could, and I wish we could, but reality disagrees.

    I wonder if you die every time I turn off the monitor.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:27 No.229260
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    >>229250
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:27 No.229265
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    >>229257
    eh?...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:28 No.229271
    >>229257
    You lie! Why are you lying? WHAT MAKES YOU LIEEE? ;______;
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:28 No.229277
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    >>229256
    ~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~P
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    DLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDL
    E~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~
    PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PA
    DDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADD
    LE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE~PADDLE
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:29 No.229279
    >>229265
    I would send you a reality check, but I don't think banks take those in Gensokyo.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:29 No.229280
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:31 No.229290
    /jp/ - I put on my robe and wizard hat
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:31 No.229292
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    >>229279
    *kiss*
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:33 No.229315
    I wonder what would happen if somebody had diarrhea when they died and ended up spraying liquid feces all over Siki's paddle of justice.

    Would she be disgusted?
    Does she have a spare paddle?
    Might Siki just keep going?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:34 No.229326
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    >>229292
    Yes, yes, very cute. I think you'd have better luck sticking to the fantasy world you do live in and hugging Marisa for no reason.

    Or that librarian, maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:35 No.229332
    >>229315
    Poop leaking does not work that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:35 No.229334
    >>229326
    No anonymous, you ARE the fantasy world.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:37 No.229344
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    >>229326
    A...Anonymous...I...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:39 No.229354
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    zheee zheee zheee.... THERE!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:41 No.229381
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    The beings behind Anonymous and Gensokyo do not exist in the same world.

    Tough luck, hon. Of course, it's not like the lonely punks here don't masturbate to imaginary characters anyway, but hugs can't happen. And I take it the dolls don't cut it.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:42 No.229392
    >>229381
    I WANT TO BELIEVE!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:43 No.229399
    >>229381
    And then Anonymous cried himself to sleep.
    So in essence, it was a normal night.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:45 No.229413
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    >>229381
    >>229399
    >>229392
    I...I love you Anonymous... nite nite... *kiss*
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:45 No.229417
    who's alice?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:48 No.229446
    >>229435
    >Slice sighed
    Holy shit a talking cake! ಠ_ಠ
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:48 No.229449
    I SAW THAT DAN
    DON'T YOU HIDE FROM ME, YOU PRETTY THING YOU~
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:49 No.229455
    >>229413
    How can you love... what which doesn't have a life?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:49 No.229460
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    >>229417

    i dunno, lol
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:50 No.229475
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    >>229413
    Trying a little too hard, aren't you?

    Seriously, go molest Patchu. In fact, I almost suspect you already have... you just omitted the details.

    >>229232

    Right?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:51 No.229482
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    >>229455
    Nnn?... A..Anonymous is a weeaboo, a faggot... and a loser... b-but... I love that kind of Anonymous... *snuggles closer*
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:51 No.229484
    >>229479

    Alice is anonymous
    Therefore, we\she fulfilled the promise.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:53 No.229511
    >>229482
    No Alice, you ARE the Anonymous.
    And then Alice was ...
    ronery ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:53 No.229512
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    "I sure am stupid."

    Alice blew out the candle.

    She had never baked a cake before and she had spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard.

    But Anonymous never showed up.

    He had promised -- he event sent her letter telling her he would come to her birthday party, but he never showed up.

    "Stupid!"

    Alice hit her herself.

    "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

    Alice pushed the cake away. Didn't she go through this every year? Wasn't she used to it?

    Alice sighed. She used to be. She used to be accustomed to spending each year alone, pretending with her dolls -- pretending she was happy. She had gotten good at that. But not this year. This year was different.

    "Anonymous..."

    At that moment, Alice felt something she hadn't felt in a long time. A feeling she thought she had killed within herself when Marisa had coldly rejected her those many years ago -- a strange, warm wetness of her face.

    "Anonymous... Anonymous!"

    Somewhere in Gensokyo, somewhere in the Magic Forest, Alice Margartroid cried.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:53 No.229516
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    wtf r u doing?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:54 No.229521
    >>229512
    >Slice sighed
    wat ಠ_ಠ
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:54 No.229524
    >>229512
    WHY YOU DO THIS DAN KIM? WHY?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:54 No.229525
    >>229512

    You fail thricefold at posting, Dan. Also, I'm never late for cake. NEVER.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:56 No.229536
    >>229516
    I knew the real Alice would come!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:57 No.229539
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    >>229511
    ..I'm going to sleep... c-can you stay here with me?...please?...

    >>229512
    M..My love will overcome... even if Anonymous never shows up... I-I-I-I will wait for him!...
    >> Anonymous Asshole 03/16/08(Sun)21:57 No.229540
    >>229516
    Being an asshole, what does it look like?

    >>229512
    I would have if, you know, there wasn't this thing called "reality" keeping me out of Gensokyo. Seriously, try someone you've met somewhere other than the internet.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:57 No.229542
    >>229525
    I drank a bit too much. I AM HAVING TROUBLE POSTING, HERE.

    HOLY DICK IS MY KEYBOARD MOVINg OR WHAT
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:58 No.229552
    >>229542
    HOLY SHIT YOUR FACE IS A CLOcK
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:59 No.229553
    >>229542

    It's okay! Anyhoo, things will stop moving around like jerks if you drink more.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)21:59 No.229556
    Alice doesn't stutter every time she opens her mouth. Even nervous people don't. Also, you fail at roleplaying.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:01 No.229566
    >>229556
    I put on my robe and wizards hat.
    I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
    I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:02 No.229575
    >>229556
    How about a game of pretend instead, then?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:05 No.229594
    >>229566

    I never got my save roll ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:05 No.229596
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    >>229556
    I-I-I don't?... What's roleplaying?...
    *brush brush brush*
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:06 No.229602
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    >>229575
    PRETEND, you say?
    >> Anonymous Asshole 03/16/08(Sun)22:08 No.229619
    Yeah, get some sleep, Alice, I think you need to clear your head.

    And seriously, go out to see someone tomorrow, I think you need it.

    Oh, and tell Marisa to stuff a Magic Missile up Rumia's ass. Just on general principle.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:08 No.229622
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    >>229619
    um... who are you?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:16 No.229672
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    G-goodnight Anonymous...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:17 No.229675
    >She had never baked a cake before and she had spent hours picking out the kind, getting the ingredients and carefully baking it. She tried so hard.
    >she got so far
    >but in the end
    >it didn't even matter
    >> Anonymous Asshole 03/16/08(Sun)22:17 No.229678
    >>229622
    I am the face of Anonymous with a frail grip on reality and a love of sarcasm in social warfare, even when it's with good intentions.

    Get a grip. Work with the reality you have, not the reality you wish you had.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:20 No.229702
    >>229678
    Don't listen to this man, Alice. Love will conquer all boundaries. When the LHC comes online, I promise to join you in your world.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:21 No.229713
    >>229702
    God bless the LHC.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:27 No.229749
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    >>229702
    *squeeze*
    nite nite...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:28 No.229755
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    >>229738
    I have no idea what you're talking about. Repost, please.

    Hat unrelated.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:28 No.229759
    >>229755

    It's fucking long, and unfinished, are you sure?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:29 No.229770
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    >>229759
    Yes, I'm sure.

    Picture still unrelated.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:30 No.229775
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    -Log: Events of 5/12/08

    At 5:47 PM on May 12th, 2008, the Large Hadron Collider commenced operation. I had just sat down for dinner, another generic, supermarket brand 5-minute TV dinner you can get for two dollars. All the networks were covering the story, but no cameras were allowed inside the building. They did send out one of their head scientists to make talk with the press, however, as a smug and confident look ran across his face. What a fool. Sure, he didn't know it then, but this would be the end of the world as we knew it. No sooner had the machine started up did the cameras suddenly shut off. One minute of silence. Finally, the network returns to an obviously frightened and flustered anchorman, who told our country the news as he received it. The combination of a large amount of particles accelerating towards Earth after escaping a Lenticular Galaxy collapsing and the small black holes generated by the Large Hadron Collider tore a hole in the very fabric of space. Over 100 wormholes popped up across the globe in an instant. Those holes, over the course of a single hour, engulfed every man, woman and child, sending them even God knows not where. But where I ended up... is still beyond my own belief. A new world, a new dimension, with nothing but the clothes on my back.

    This was how I found Gensokyo, a world not entirely unlike our own, yet completely different at the same time. But truth to be told… compared to the events in the following days, it was almost forgettable.

    END LOG- TIME 9:45 PM, 5/27/08
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:31 No.229776
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    -Log: Events of 5/13/08

    I awoke to what seemed like utter darkness. I moved my right arm, and felt the large leaves resting on my head and upper torso, and removed them. I found myself in a wooded area, but the trees didn’t seem like anything I had ever seen before. As I stood up, I found that I had no noticeable injuries, save a small cut on my left hand as I held on to the floor of my house when I was sucked into the abyss. No sooner had I glanced up did I meet eyes with a young woman. She wore some of the strangest attire I had ever seen; a large pink and purple dress, and a pink poofy hat with a thin red ribbon tied in the front and carried a frilled umbrella. Before I could even assess the situation, she yelled to me “Who… who are you? A human? I don’t remember bringing any humans over for quite a while… how the hell did you get here?” I was prepared to answer, but then something struck me. Human. She called me a human. Which would imply she wasn’t one, or it was a rarity here. As I sweated, I couldn’t muster a word before she cut in “Ah, it really doesn’t matter, maybe you just wandered away from the village. It’s time for my nap, anyways.” With that, she raised an umbrella, and opened a pocket in space itself- a border. I’d never felt my heart beat that fast before. As she leaned in, she smiled back to me, and said in an almost flirty voice “Try not to get eaten out here, okay, human?” Without even thinking, the words just came out of me “E…eaten?”, but she has already gone and closed the border. I don’t remember what happened after that, but it’s safe to assume I blacked out from sheer terror.

    END LOG- TIME 9:51 PM, 5/27/08
    >> Anonymous Asshole 03/16/08(Sun)22:32 No.229783
    Considering my norm of lurking, I have no fucking clue what you're talking about with this LHC thing.

    But, I take it you're going to at least get yourselves disintegrated by pre-alpha-phase 'dimensional gateway' technology with a smile on your face. I'm just not touching one until someone comes back alive and with proof.

    ... and Alice, just hug a pillow for now, but you don't need to give us a running commentary of your imagination, okay?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:32 No.229790
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    -Log: Events of 5/14/08 MORNING

    I rose in what seem like the same spot as before. It was morning, and I could hear some sort of birds chirping. This time, however, I was determined to figure out exactly what was going on, and where I was. I looked up at the sky, and could see what seemed like smoke to the east. Maybe it was nothing, an act of nature, but maybe it was someone else out here, and they might have a few answers. I set off in that direction at a steady pace, pushing the strange, thorned brush aside. I walked for what seemed like an hour, but steadily it seemed like the smoke was getting closer. Just then, something flew by me at an incredible speed. It was the size of a human, but I couldn’t get a good glimpse of exactly what it was. Just as I turned in that direction, I was slammed into from behind by a heavy force. I had gotten hit by a car once before, but this- this felt twice as powerful, yet… I was again completely unharmed as I rose to my feet. I turned around to see what had hit me, a girl with a blue dress and a green bow with wings suspended behind her. She was rubbing her head, it seemed like she got the worst of the collision. I muttered “Excuse me…” but I was immediately cut off by a loud yell, followed by her saying in a furious voice “HEY! YOU BIG JERK! What the hell are you doing getting in my way like that!?” I immediately apologized, but it seemed like when she looked at me again, her tone changed drastically. “You’re a human, right? And a guy too. But I’m surprised, you don’t even seem hurt from that hit. I was chasing Letty around as fast as I could; she broke all the icicles I was making again, and that made me really mad. But really, you should be dead, unless… are you friends with Reimu? Or Marisa?” I answered no, I’d only been here for 2 days, and she seemed even more surprised. She continued “2 days in the forest of magic, or… 2 days in Gensokyo?” Gensokyo. That was what this place was called.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:33 No.229794
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    You faggots might as well just post on the shrine maiden forums.
    This thread is an eyesore.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:33 No.229801
    >>229790

    (continued, field too long)

    I answered Gensokyo, and this time she didn’t say anything. She only looked at me. Then, without warning, a bunch of huge icicles flew by me. I thought it was this girl, this fairy’s doing, but when she turned around with a look of surprise I knew otherwise. Off into the distance was another strangely dressed girl, with a blue and white dress, a white cap, and a golden lapel shaped like a bird's foot around he neck. This girl, however, seemed intent on killing me. This time her attack was more serious, however, as she had a clear shot at me. A large spell ring appeared behind her, and what seemed like an endless amount of icicles and balls of pure energy came flying towards me. Without even realizing it, I dodged almost every single one, while a few barely caught me in the side. But something else felt strange. I was no longer on the ground. Both girls looked at me in amazement; apparently, few humans are capable of flight, even in this magical land. It was now I realized that trip here had changed me… or perhaps, I had not changed at all, simply the laws of physics had been skewed on this plane. But this was no time for thoughts on physics, I was still in danger of dying right here, by the hands of some ridiculously powerful creature. But before she could launch another attack, the fairy girl cried out to her “Hey, Letty, cut it out! Why are you attacking him? Do you want the Miko after us again?” Letty replied “But Cirno, I heard you yelling, wasn’t this guy attacking you?” She replied, almost smugly “Hah! Attacking me? Who would be stupid enough to do that? I am the strongest!” They both smiled, but I still had next to no clue what was going on, only that I was floating and some weird girl just tried to kill me. The sun was high in the sky.

    END LOG- TIME 9:59 PM, 5/27/08
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:34 No.229804
    So, this is where you've been hiding, Alice? You cannot stay outside the reach of the King forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:34 No.229811
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    -Log: Events of 5/14/08 AFTERNOON

    With only the will of my thoughts, I managed to land back on the ground. Cirno and Letty had calmed down, so I thought I’d try actually introducing myself. I told them where I used to live, and what my world was like, but they still didn’t understand how I gained this innate power by simply flying through a “border” as they referred to it. Neither did I, for that matter. They explained that today was the last day of winter, and Letty had to leave soon, or she might melt. So we said goodbye, and they flew off to what I now know are the lakes near the Scarlet Devil Mansion. But now I needed some place to sleep, and it was getting reasonably late. I was afraid of testing my luck by flying, so I continued towards the smoke in the same manner as before. Finally, I could see the source of the smoke- a relatively small house with a chimney. I was disappointed it was only a single house, but I guess asking whoever lives there a few questions wouldn’t hurt… hopefully. I approached the house and knocked on the door three times. Yet another young woman answered, in a white and pink top leading to a blue dress, and holding an old looking book. “Um… hello, who are you?” she said. She seemed nice enough, so I told her my name and why I was there. She told me her name was Alice, but hesitated for a second. She asked me a question I had heard quite a bit ever since I came here. She asked if I was human. I told her yes, but this time, I felt inclined to ask exactly why everyone is so surprised I’m human, since she was out here too. She replied “Well… I’m not human.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:36 No.229822
    >>229811

    (continued again)

    I’m a magician Youkai. This book I carry has given me power ever since I was younger and ‘found’ it, but with that, I found my humanity was gone, and my aging had almost ceased. Anyways, most humans in Gensokyo like in the Human village just southeast of here, since it’s probably the only safe place in this entire land.” It was getting dark out, and the sun had just gone behind the trees. Alice told me she would let me stay over for the night, since I would probably die if I wandered the forest at night. I accepted. That night I maybe slept 2 hours at the most. Not only were a million thoughts running through my mind as I recalled the day, but Alice didn’t talk much… and when she did, it was to her dolls. She kind of creeped me out at first, but really, it was a good night, considering all of what had happened.

    END LOG- TIME 10:06 PM, 5/14/08
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:36 No.229827
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    *(Present day)*

    I rose from the computer for a moment to look out the window. It was getting pretty late, and it was raining. I wondered where she was. I was nervous. But writing this journal helped me relax. My name is David Anonymous, I had it legally changed today, what it was before is unimportant. I am 20 years old, and definitely still human. I have short, black hair, and I tend to wear as plain of colors as possible of late. But you’re not interested in me, are you? Then back to writing the journal it is. A story of heroism, love and the fate of the world staring yours truly, but really, I’d almost rather forget it all. Almost.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:38 No.229842
    By the way, this wasn't meant to be a copypasta or shitty self-insert fanfic or anything, more of a short novel. But I'll let you decide if it's good enough for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:39 No.229848
    I'm on

    >>229776

    pretty interesting so far. Very descriptive. Also, LOL PHYSICS, but I think you were going for that, considering you're setting it in Gensokyo.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:41 No.229860
    >>229775
    >>229776
    >>229790
    >>229801
    >>229811
    >>229822
    >>229827

    Saved for later reading. 7 posts and it's not finished? Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:42 No.229870
    >>229827
    *(PRESENT TIME)*

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:43 No.229872
    >>229867
    Present DAY, Present Time, FAGGOT.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:44 No.229880
    >>229827

    >David Anonymous

    Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
    >> Dragoshi !!SubgC7SX7+V 03/16/08(Sun)22:44 No.229883
    >>229860
    Yea, i'm gonna save this for later as well. It should be a semi-interesting read.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:45 No.229893
    You wrote this back in the days of old /a/?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:46 No.229894
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    Goddamn BLACK WHITE
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:48 No.229910
    >>229894
    I'll be borrowing these, ~ze.
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    >>229894
    Nnn... dan... don't rub me... no... don't stop...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:50 No.229934
    I've finally found you, Alice. Our business is not concluded. Why is it that you fled from /b/? Was my presence too much for you to handle?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:51 No.229948
    >>229775
    THAT'S IT
    THE LHC WILL BE MY TICKET TO GENSOKYO
    now I just need to get to switzerland
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:52 No.229949
    >>229848

    Thanks.

    >>229860

    I told you. See >>229842

    >>229880

    In a good way or a bad way?

    >>229893

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:53 No.229954
    >>229948
    Don't worry, you're close enough already.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/16/08(Sun)22:53 No.229955
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    >>229894
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:54 No.229964
    >>229948

    You won't need to. Just eat a TV dinner and be lucky enough to get sucked into the right wormhole. It'll create thousands. One of them will spit you out in the pocket dimension of Gensokyo, inside Japan.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:54 No.229965
    >>229948

    I'll see you there!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:55 No.229978
    >>229775
    >>229776
    >>229790
    >>229801
    >>229811
    >>229822
    >>229827

    MOAR
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:56 No.229987
    >>229965

    Me too! I'm a physics major hoping to work at the LHC, so cross your fingers!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:57 No.229992
    Anon gets super powers? Fuck yes, you are the most confusing story ever!
    >> Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE 03/16/08(Sun)22:57 No.229994
    >>229083
    What the hell have you done to my Miku, Dan Kim?!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:57 No.229998
    >>229964
    what language do they speak in gensokyo? maybe I should start lerning moon now
    >> ZE ZE 03/16/08(Sun)22:58 No.230002
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    ZE
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)22:59 No.230004
    >>229998
    Latin.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:00 No.230015
    Tagalog
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:01 No.230020
    >>229998
    Gensokyoan.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:01 No.230022
    >>229998

    Everyone speaks danish.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:01 No.230024
    >>229998

    Everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:03 No.230042
    >>229992

    Not really super powers. Anon can take a hit, fly and dodge a couple icicles. Big deal. It's all due to a difference in gravity, and his little encounter with Yukari. It'll be explained later... If I ever finish it ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:04 No.230044
    >>230004
    optime!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:04 No.230046
    >>230020
    >Gensokyoan.

    Every syllable in the language sounds like an orgasmic moan.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:05 No.230055
    >>229949

    Do we get a harem end? Or atleast some secks?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:05 No.230060
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    And then at the last moments of your life after the LHC activates, you realize that this entire world you existed in was merely a miniture world within the Mini-elemental reactor. The LHC reaches critical mass and every life force in your little world is ejected for a wonderfully casted Master Spark. As your tiny body is torn to shreds by the magical energy, your last vision is that of a young book-wielding girl getting closer and closer...

    "...ah, finally we can be together, Alice"
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:06 No.230064
    >>230055

    I'm about as good as Nasu at writing sex scenes. But I do have a few planned.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:07 No.230074
    >>230060
    So THAT'S how it works.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:08 No.230080
    I'm bringing a fucking gun to Gensokyo. Goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:09 No.230085
    >>229775

    >Lenticular Galaxy

    You really researched this, didn't you? Despite some hard to follow wording, the scenario you described is fucking scary... because it's almost possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:16 No.230125
    >>230085

    Wikipedia. All I needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:21 No.230143
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    >>230080
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:24 No.230157
    >>230085

    lol, there are people who don't know what a lenticular galaxy is? Watch PBS sometime, it's good for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:26 No.230171
    >>230046
    you mean like this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U1BKukezx0
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:32 No.230201
    >>230143

    So it's a trip to Eientei for some more ammo? Thats fine, Reisen is my favorite anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:35 No.230214
    >>230171
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:38 No.230227
    >>230171

    so we all agree this is the lyrics to "Marisa stole the precious thing" in gensokian
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:39 No.230231
    >>230227
    Well, the pronunciation is a bit off at parts, but yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:39 No.230232
    >>230227
    Ah ah ah ah ah aH AHHH AHHHHHH ah!

    Ah .... AH-a-a-a-AHHH- AHHHHH!

    Ah..! AH!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:41 No.230245
    >>230171

    Oh fucking wow.
    >> Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg 03/16/08(Sun)23:43 No.230256
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    >>230232
    I love Alice
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:45 No.230275
    Dan Kim validates my toohoo obsession
    >> ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ 03/16/08(Sun)23:53 No.230317
    >>230171

    lolwut?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/08(Sun)23:54 No.230323
    >>230171

    Why the fuck has no one told me of the Overdrive version of this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_opoALrPk&feature=user


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